Championship Week Picks

No random-ass game this week. That's okay because we have to pick the MAC and C-USA games, which I don't even think are on TV. As Gary would say:

THE West Virginia University -1.5
Northern Illinois -3.5
Oregon -31.5
UConn +9
Southern Mississippi +12.5
Oklahoma State -3.5
LSU -13.5
Virginia Tech -7
Michigan State +9

...Grey Bush

Championship Picks

WVU at USF:  WVU - 1.5
Uconn at Cincy:  Cincy - 9
Oklahoma at OKST: Okst -3.5
Va Tech vs Clemson:  Tech - 7
Georgia vs LSU:  LSU - 13.5
Wisconsin vs Mich St: Wisky - 9
UCLA vs Oregon:  Oregon - 31.5
Ohio vs NIU: - NIU -3.5
So. Miss vs Houston:  Houston - 12.5

Random pick

Usc -16

Eat shit pitt weekly picks

Texas+7.5
WVU -6.5
LSU -12
Mich -7.5
Wisc -14.5
Tech -5
USF -3

HINT: its not candied yams...

Texas . . .but think tamu wins going out the door
WVU . . . only because it came under a TD
Arkansas
Ohio State
Sanduskys
UVA
USF
Auburn +21.5 . . .War Damn Eagle

Curious Index

Same thing on punt return. The punt return game the other night, that guy hit two punts and he crossed kicked them. They went 60-something, but if you did Pythagorean theorem – you know, a-squared plus b-squared equals c-squared – I bet it was about a 75-yard kick. None of you guys have any idea what that is. That’s why you write. You create a right-angle. That’s the long side and you get the 90-degree. Did you make it past Algebra I? It’s geometry, man. - Derek Dooley

Every week is "Hate Week" when you're an angry old man...

Texas A&M -7.5
LSU -12
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshigan -7.5
Second Mile +14.5
Castrated Turkeys -5 (it is Thanksgiving week, after all...)
South Florida -3
Eat Shit Pitt +6.5
Stanford -7

...Grey Bush

Hate Week Picks

Texas 7.5
WVU -6.5
LSU -12
Michigan -7.5
PSU +14.5
UVA +5
USF -3
Wyoming +32.5

Hate Week

TAMU -7.5
WVU -6.5
LSU -12
Mich -7.5
Wisc -14.5
Tech -5
USF -3

Weekly picks

 OU -14.5
Kansas St +9
Mich -2.5
Penn St + 7
Rutgers: +3
 Vandy +1
Boise -18

Baylor
Kst
Michigan
PSU
Rutgers
Tenn
Louisville +1

Week 12 Picks

Blog Picks:
Baylor +14.5
Texas -9
Michigan -2.5
Penn St +7
Rutgers +3
Tennessee +1
Wazzu +3.5

Actual Wagers (Up 11.8 units on season)
2.2 units each
Wazzu +3.5
UVA +17.5
Rutgers +3
Uconn -1
USF -1

Parlay of 5, .5 win 12.5

Weak 11 Picks...

I'm going to look like a genius this week, or a complete moron... ON TO THE PICKS!!!

Castrated Turkeys -10.5
Sooners -14.5
K-State +9
Huskers +2.5
Second Mile +7
Bearcats -3
Tennessee +1

...Grey Bush

Weekly lines

Oklahoma v Baylor:  OU -14.5
Kansas St v Texas:  Texas -9
Nebraska vs Michigan:  Mich -2.5
Penn St vs Ohio St:  OSU -7
Cincy vs Rutgers:  Cincy -3
Vandy vs Tennessee:  Vandy -1

Picks for week 52

Hokies -1
Stanford: Stanford -3
Boise -14
Neb +
Auburn +12.5
Cincy -3.5
Pitt +3
Wisconsin -27.5

GA Tech -1 (late pick, but would have taken the loser in this one anyway)
Stanford -3
TCU +14 think the froggers get pumped up
Neb +2
Auburn +12.5
WVU +3.5
High Octane +3
Texas -1.5 vs mizzou

Week 11

Week 10 Recap
Blog picks: 4-4

Actual wagers:
2 unit plays: 4-2, teasers: 0-3, parlay: 0-1, -2.9 units.

Overall Recap:
Blog picks: 37-35-1

Actual wagers:
2 unit plays: 37-32-2 1 unit plays:1-1 Teasers: 11-15 Parlays: 1-10 +10.1 units.

Blog Picks:
GT +1
Oregon +3
TCU +14
PSU -2
Auburn +12.5
Pitt +3
Iowa +2.5
WVU +3.5

Actual wagers:
2.2 units to win 2
Oregon +3.5
Iowa +2.5
Colorado +10.5
Neb/PSU Un 43
GT +1

Parlay of 5, .5 units to win 12.5

1 sweetheart tease at 2 units: UK +23.5, TCU +25, Auburn +22.5

No Penn State Jokes Allowed!: Week 10 Picks

EDITOR'S NOTE: I will abstain from posting a picture this week, because anything I post this week would pale in comparison to the many text messages I've received this week (special thanks to the Potato-Boy).

Now... ON TO THE PICKS!

Hokies -1
Stanford -3
Boise -14
Nebraska +2
Auburn +12.5
THE Ohio State University -7
Eat Shit Pitt +3

THE West Virginia University +3.5

...Grey Bush

Va Tech vs Ga Tech:  Hokies -1
Oregon vs Stanford:  Stanford -3
TCU vs Boise:  Boise -14
Neb vs PSU:  PSU -2
Auburn vs UGA: uga -12.5
WVU vs Cincy:  cincy -3.5
Pitt vs Ville:  ville -3

Week 27 picks

WVU -13
OU -14
Ark -4.5
LSU +5
Cincy -2
Texas -10.5
Syracuse +2.5
Arizona -4

Grampa Hates Driving: Week 9 Picks

I think I'll take...

OKLAHOMA -14 v. Texas A&M
ARKANSAS -4.5 v. South Carolina
LOUISIANA STATE +5 v. Alabama
CINCINNATI -2 v. Eat Shit Pitt
TEXAS -10.5 v. Texas Tech
SYRACUSE -2.5 v. Connecticut
WEST VIRGINIA -13 v. Louisville
STANFORD -20.5 v. Oregon State

...too soon?...

...Grey Bush

Week 10

Week 9 Recap
Blog picks: 6-2.......awesome...could use a few more weeks like that.

Actual wagers:
2 unit plays: 4-3, teasers: 1-0, parlay: 0-1, +2.9 units......solid week.

Overall Recap:
Blog picks: 33-31-1

Actual wagers:
2 unit plays: 33-30-2 1 unit plays:1-1 Teasers: 11-12 Parlays: 1-9 +13 units.

Blog Picks:
WVU -13
TAMU +14
Cocky +4.5
LSU +4.5
Pitt +2
Texas -10.5
Uconn -2.5
Baylor -2.5

Actual wagers:
2.2 units to win 2
Oregon St +20.5....perfect situational spot. I think they put a scare in Stanford
LSU +4.5....I just can't get away from taking the points
Baylor -2.5....undervalued team that plays well at home vs bad road team
Iowa +4.......again much better at home and nobody wants them after loss to Minn
Colorado +21.5...another great situational spot. USC comes in deflated to a cold night road atmosphere.

Ohio +3.5 (already cashed)

Parlay of 6, .5 units to win 20

3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 each:

1) WVU -3.5, Maryland +11.5, BC +24.5
2) TAMU +23.5, Texas Tech +24.5, Kansas +24
3.) Mich St -18, Indiana +37.5, Wisky -15

Weekly Lines

UGHHHHH Ville
TAMU . . . think it will be a shoot out
SOco . . . ark wins though
LSU
CINCY
Texas
'Cuse . . . think they bounce back.  uconn is terrible

Baylor -2.5