CJB Sanctions Committte Ruling Needed

Dear Members of The CJB Sanctions Committee,

It was brought to my attention at the K-State game that The Flying Potato does not who Clarence Oveur is, which I though, ok remembering the name of movie character fair enough. The bigger crime against humanity is the he has NEVER SEEN AIRPLANE! Seriously. Airplane is one of the all-time classics. It's a timeless peace of art like a Picasso painting, or a Mozart composition. A true peace of Americana at its finest.

Only one of two punishments, by a majority vote, fit such an egregious crime.
             1) All wins and championships obtained by The Flying Potato prior to 2012 be vacated from the record books.
             2) The Flying Potato must wear one of his daughter's tutus to the TCU game. When asked why he wearing a tutu he can only respond in one of two ways, they are as follows:
                     "You ever seen a grown man naked?" or "Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?"

Members of the sanctions committee. I ask you to please use your heads, not your hearts, when ruling and restore order in this crazy world we live in. Not for me, not for the blog, not for America, but for little Johnny and Peter Graves may their efforts in the Airplane cockpit not go in vain.

As always...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
-Clarence Oveur

Drew's Picks

Osu Bama Uga Ou Michigan Ksu Random: Oregon St

Al's picks

Psu
Miss st
Uga
Nd
Michigan
Tt
Purdue -2.5

Bye week blowouts

Penn St +1
Miss St +24
Florida -6.5
OU -12
Nebraska -2
TT +7
Arizona St -0.5
Bye week -12.5 vs WVU

Updated standings

Potato: 38-25
Clarence: 33-30
Shoeless: 30-32-1
Pigskin: 28-35
Grey: 27-35-1

Pigskin Prognosticator Bye Week Picks

Penn St +1
Miss St +24
UGA +6.5
OU -12
Nebraska -2
Texas Tech +7
Random: Washington +4

If you're not first, you're last...

And I certainly am NOT first... Although, picking all the home teams except WVU last week, worked out pretty well.

Ohio State -1 @ Penn St
Bama -24 vs. Miss St.
Florida -6.5 "@" UGA
Notre Dame +12 @ Oklahoma
 Nebraska -2 vs. Meeeeeeeeshigan
Kstate-7 vs. Texas Tech

RANDOM: South Carolina +13.5 vs. Tennessee
(For the record, I also like Duke +27.5 @ Florida St and Oregon -45.5 @ Colorado, but WTF do I know?)

 - Grey Bush

Off Week Betting

Ohio State -1 v Penn St
Miss St +24 vs Bama
Florida -6.5 v uga
Notre Dame +12 vs OU
Michigan +2 vs Nebraska
TT vs Kstate-7

Picks

WVU
Baylor
TT
Nd
Cocky
Msu
Lsu
Bama -20

Uuugggh

Baylor +8.5
TT -1.5
BYU+13 
Florida -3.5
MSU +9.5
Tamu +3
WVU -2.5
Duke +10.5

Clarence's Week 8 Picks, Oveur

Baylor (+8.5)
Texas Tech (-1.5)
BYU (+13)
Florida (-3.5)
Michigan State (+9.5)
LSU (-3)
WVU (-2.5)

Random: Oregon (-8)- W

Pigskin Prognosticator's What's the Point? Picks

Baylor +8.5 TCU +1.5 BYU +13 UF -3.5 MSU +9.5 LSU -3 WVU -2.5 Random: Tennessee +20.5

Baylor 8.5 v Texas
TT -1.5 v TCU
BYU+13 v ND
Cocky +3.5 v Florida
MSU 9.5 v Michigan
LSU -3 v Tamu
WVU -2.5

Baby Bill Snyder

I want my baby bill baby bill baby bill..baabbyyyyy baby Bill Snyder. This is awesome!

Clarence's Week 8 Random, Oveur

Oregon (-8)

Random
Florida -9.5

Kansas st -6.5
Texas +3
Oregon st -2.5
Stanford +9
USC +2.5
Tamu -7.5
WVU -4.5

Shoeless Pics

Kansas ST
Texas
BYU
Stanford
LSU
LA Tech
WVU

Duke +9.5

Clarence Oveur's Week 7 picks

K-State(-2.5)
Oklahoma (-3)
BYU (+2.5)
Notre Dame (-9)
South Carolina (+2.5)
Texas A&M (-7.5)
WVU (-4.5)

Random: Louisville (-1.5)

Worst picks ever, cont...

Kansas st -6.5
Oklahoma -3
Oregon st -2.5
Stanford +9
USC +2.5
Tamu -7.5
WVU -4.5

Random: Florida -9

- Grey Bush

Pigskin Prognosticator Week 6

ISU +6.5
Texas +3
BYU -2.5
Stanford +9
LSU -2.5
La Tech +7.5
WVU -4.5

Random: Vandy +9

TITS!

This weeks picks

Kansas st -6.5 at Iowa state
Oklahoma -3 vs Texas
Oregon st -2.5 at byu
Stanford +9 at nd
USC +2.5 at lsu
Tamu -7.5 at la tech
WVU -4.5 at TT

Blog Pick 'em

Here is a picture that sums up the season for the blog pick em.

Austin City Pick'em (repost)

(apparently, something did not compute when I posted my picks this week... below is a "cut-and-paste" for all of our loyal followers...)

Lots of picks this week with the extra "Austin Edition" picks. Here's to hoping I can make this respectable the rest of the way out...

Georgia +1.5
Florida +2.5
Oklahoma -4.5
Nebraska +3.5
Northwestern +2
Rutgers -7
WVU +7
Random: Texas A&M -13.5

Under on Shoeless's drinking
Over on the food vendor choices (thinking 3am "Tamale Food Truck")
Over on Eskimo Brother's public urination
Over on Pigskin's small bladder (how did he not go over last night alone?)
Over on the Hook'em Horns (but also over on Shoeless being a turd and saying something ridiculous like "War Eagle")
Push on questioning my manhood
Under on the hotel rooms (only because Mrs. Shoeless will stab you to death with "mind daggers" after you do it the first time)
No on Bevo

Good luck with the knockers!

Enjoy Austin...

 - Grey Bush

Ooooh Yeah!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/7/3467352/lsu-freek-would-like-to-have-a-word-with-you-about-the-funk-and-wvu

Pigskin Pickin

NW 2, Uga 1.5, LSU -2.5, ou -4.5, Nebraska 4，uconn 7，wv u 7 mtsu 3

Austin City Pick'em

Lots of picks this week with the extra "Austin Edition" picks. Here's to hoping I can make this respectable the rest of the way out...

Georgia +1.5
Florida +2.5Oklahoma -4.5Nebraska +3.5Northwestern +2Rutgers -7WVU +7
Random: Texas A&M -13.5

Under on Shoeless's drinking
Over on the food vendor choices (thinking 3am "Tamale Food Truck")
Over on Eskimo Brother's public urination
Over on Pigskin's small bladder (how did he not go over last night alone?)
Over on the Hook'em Horns (but also over on Shoeless being a turd and saying something ridiculous like "War Eagle")
Push on questioning my manhood
Under on the hotel rooms (only because Mrs. Shoeless will stab you to death with "mind daggers" after you do it the first time)
No on Bevo

Good luck with the knockers!

Enjoy Austin...

 - Grey Bush

Week 6 Picking Scabs

Georgia +1.5
Florida +2.5
Oklahoma -4.5
Nebraska +3.5
NW +2
Rutgers -7
WVU +7
UCLA -2.5

Austin pucks

Under on shoeless's drinking (I hope)

Way over on pigskin

Push on Clarence (thinking a prairie dog)

Under on pigskin pissing

Over on hookem horns

Aaron and Adam will be in denial

Push on hotel rooms

No on Bevo

Random : 2:1 that Kat or Kayla bathe one or the other

Clarence Oveur's Week 6 Picks

South Carolina (-1.5)
Florida (+2.5)
Texas Tech (+4.5)
Nebraska (+3.5)
Northwestern (+2)
Rutgers (-7)
WVU (+7)

Random: Texas A&M (-8.5)

Georgia
florida
oklahoma
Nebraska
NW
Rutgers
WVU
Ohio -14

Week six picks

Georgia +1.5 v USC
LSU -2.5 v Florida
Oklahoma -4.5 v TT
Nebraska +3.5 v OSU
NW +2 v PSU
Uconn +7 v rutgers
WVU +7 v Texas

random

The Lines for Austin

(+39.5) Beers consumed by Shoeless Hillbilly form touchdown to kickoff
(-1.5) Bad food vendor choices made by Pigskin Prognosticator
(+2.5) Public excrement's by Clarence Ovuer (Duce worth 2 Urine worth 1)
(-22.5) Urinations Fri/Sat combine for Pigskin Prognosticator
(+25) Times we hear "Hook'em Horns" accompanied with hand signal
(-4) Times The Flying Potato and The Grey Bush question their man hood for not being in Austin
(+2) Times Shoeless Hillbilly and Clarence Ovuer walk into the worng hotel room comming back
        from 6th Street
50 to 1 Bevo breaks his handlers (something like this)

Random: (-5) Times Tits McGee shows us her knobs

This!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/1/3435700/edsbs-the-magazine-vol-5-issue-5