The Lines for Austin

(+39.5) Beers consumed by Shoeless Hillbilly form touchdown to kickoff
(-1.5) Bad food vendor choices made by Pigskin Prognosticator
(+2.5) Public excrement's by Clarence Ovuer (Duce worth 2 Urine worth 1)
(-22.5) Urinations Fri/Sat combine for Pigskin Prognosticator
(+25) Times we hear "Hook'em Horns" accompanied with hand signal
(-4) Times The Flying Potato and The Grey Bush question their man hood for not being in Austin
(+2) Times Shoeless Hillbilly and Clarence Ovuer walk into the worng hotel room comming back
        from 6th Street
50 to 1 Bevo breaks his handlers (something like this)

Random: (-5) Times Tits McGee shows us her knobs