There's nothing fun about being in last place... thankfully, I'm not there anymore! But there's little more fun to be had in 2nd to last place.
Wow, great picking by the Flying Potato! It doesn't look like anyone will be able to keep pace with this gambling machine this season! (Can you feel the powers of the reverse jinx slowly creeping in?)
Nonetheless, I have picks to make! As usual, I don't have time for anything witty. Blame the job.
The Aforementioned Suck-Bag Pick of the Week: USF -2 v. Eat Shit Pitt (already cost me $1.95)
TAMU -3 v. Arkansas
COCKS -11.5 v. Auburn (alot to be said about a shitty team with alot of momentum, that team is South Carolina)
'SCONNY -9.5 v. Nebraska (Taylor Martinez is awful)
CASTRATED TURKEYS -7 v. The Fighting Dabos (Welcome to Earth, Clemson)
ALABAMA -4.5 v. Florida (only 4.5? Nick Saban and Kirby Smart only have to gameplan for 2 Gators -- Rainey & Demps)
WBGVU -18.5 v. BGSU
BAYLOR -3.5 v. Kansas State
Stay classy...
...Grey Bush
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Angry man mobile post
USF -2
A $1.95 fee will be assessed for me processing this for aaron
. . . same with Adam
A $1.95 fee will be assessed for me processing this for aaron
. . . same with Adam
Pigskin Prognosticator Week 5 Picks
Week 4 Recap:
Blog picks: 1-6.......horrendous.
Actual wagers:
2 unit plays 2-4. teasers: 1-2, parlay 0-1 -7.3 units......horrendous.
Overall recap:
Blog picks: 13-12-1........horrendous
Actual wagers:
2 unit plays: 15-10-2 1 unit plays:1-1 Teasers: 5-5 Parlays: 0-4 +5.5 units..........decent
Happy to still be up cash but clearly I need to regroup. The bottom fell out last week in the blog picks and sadly I don't feel any more confident this week.
Blog Picks:
Usf -2
Tamu -3
Auburn 11.5
Wiscy -9.5
VT -7
Florida 4.5
WVU -18.5
Georgia Tech -9.5
Actual wagers:
2.2 units to win 2
USF -2.5
UK 30.5
WVU -19.5
Ga Tech -9.5
Wiscy -9
Notre Dame -11.5
Parlay of 6, .5 units to win 20
3 Sweetheart Teases
USF 7.5, Uk 40.5, WVU -9.5
GT .5, Wiscy 1, ND -1.5
Lville -1, Mich St 13, Texas .5
Friday morning add:
2.2 units
Western Michigan +3
Adding another .5 to win 20 unit 6-team parlay
UK 30.5
WVU -19.5
Ga Tech -9.5
Wiscy -9
Notre Dame -11.5
Western Michigan +3
I realize it's a bit odd to add another parlay, replacing the one team that has already lost but I enjoy having a chance for a big score going into a Saturday.
Blog picks: 1-6.......horrendous.
Actual wagers:
2 unit plays 2-4. teasers: 1-2, parlay 0-1 -7.3 units......horrendous.
Overall recap:
Blog picks: 13-12-1........horrendous
Actual wagers:
2 unit plays: 15-10-2 1 unit plays:1-1 Teasers: 5-5 Parlays: 0-4 +5.5 units..........decent
Happy to still be up cash but clearly I need to regroup. The bottom fell out last week in the blog picks and sadly I don't feel any more confident this week.
Blog Picks:
Usf -2
Tamu -3
Auburn 11.5
Wiscy -9.5
VT -7
Florida 4.5
WVU -18.5
Georgia Tech -9.5
Actual wagers:
2.2 units to win 2
USF -2.5
UK 30.5
WVU -19.5
Ga Tech -9.5
Wiscy -9
Notre Dame -11.5
Parlay of 6, .5 units to win 20
3 Sweetheart Teases
USF 7.5, Uk 40.5, WVU -9.5
GT .5, Wiscy 1, ND -1.5
Lville -1, Mich St 13, Texas .5
Friday morning add:
2.2 units
Western Michigan +3
Adding another .5 to win 20 unit 6-team parlay
UK 30.5
WVU -19.5
Ga Tech -9.5
Wiscy -9
Notre Dame -11.5
Western Michigan +3
I realize it's a bit odd to add another parlay, replacing the one team that has already lost but I enjoy having a chance for a big score going into a Saturday.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Week 5 Games
First week of additional Big East games
USF v Pitt (thur): USF -2
Tamu v Arkansas: Tamu -3
Auburn v USC: USC -11.5
Nebraska v Wisconsin: Wisconsin -9.5
Clemson v tech: Tech -7
Bama v Florida: Bama -4.5
BGSU v WVU: WVU -18.5
USF v Pitt (thur): USF -2
Tamu v Arkansas: Tamu -3
Auburn v USC: USC -11.5
Nebraska v Wisconsin: Wisconsin -9.5
Clemson v tech: Tech -7
Bama v Florida: Bama -4.5
BGSU v WVU: WVU -18.5
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Thursday, September 22, 2011
No Witty, Ironic Title; It's LSU Week: Week 4 Picks
First we will get our obligations out of the way, then we'll discuss WVU-LSU...
I desperately need a big week to get myself out of the cellar, but I don't know if I've got the juice to make it happen this week.
TOUCHDOWN JESUS -6 v. The Cathedral of Ignorance
AM I REALLY BETTING ON MIKE SHERMAN? -3 v. "I'm a man, I'm 44!"
HOWARD DEAN'S #1 FAN +3 v. Florida State (let me make it clear that I firmly believe that FSU is the better team here, but football is all about momentum and the Noles are just too banged up)
ALABAMA -12.5 v. Houston Nutt Farewell Tour
CASTRATED TURKEYS -18.5 v. That Team Down South (can someone just nuke Blacksburg and eliminate both these teams for good?)
VANDERBILT... NO, I'M NOT KIDDING +15.5 v. The Fighting Chickens
WEST "BY GOD" VIRGINIA +5 v. Geaux Fist Yourself
Basically, here's my thinking... against Mississippi State, LSU sold out against the run and dared Chris Relf to pass to beat them. Everyone knows the passing is not exactly Relf's strength, thus LSU prevailed.
Dana Holgerson is begging LSU to try and stop our run-game. We can't run it anyways, so it doesn't matter. As long as our O-Line can hold up their D-Line long enough to give Geno Smith a chance to drop back, we will be alright. I don't see this game getting too far away from the Mountaineers, basically because LSU's offense is just that bad.
LSU is a bigger favorite over us than over Mississippi State? The line is 5? Something is fishy. It's almost like Vegas is begging the public for LSU action. With 82% of SportsNation favoring LSU in this contest, we'd like to think that suspicious line isn't a result of the action, so apparently, Vegas knows something.
Expect a close game with the Mountaineers at home under the lights. Special things happen in Morgantown after the sun set. We just could see a little bit of that fabled magic on Saturday.
Go Mountaineers!!!
...stay golden, Pony Boy...
... Grey Bush
I desperately need a big week to get myself out of the cellar, but I don't know if I've got the juice to make it happen this week.
TOUCHDOWN JESUS -6 v. The Cathedral of Ignorance
AM I REALLY BETTING ON MIKE SHERMAN? -3 v. "I'm a man, I'm 44!"
HOWARD DEAN'S #1 FAN +3 v. Florida State (let me make it clear that I firmly believe that FSU is the better team here, but football is all about momentum and the Noles are just too banged up)
ALABAMA -12.5 v. Houston Nutt Farewell Tour
CASTRATED TURKEYS -18.5 v. That Team Down South (can someone just nuke Blacksburg and eliminate both these teams for good?)
VANDERBILT... NO, I'M NOT KIDDING +15.5 v. The Fighting Chickens
WEST "BY GOD" VIRGINIA +5 v. Geaux Fist Yourself
Basically, here's my thinking... against Mississippi State, LSU sold out against the run and dared Chris Relf to pass to beat them. Everyone knows the passing is not exactly Relf's strength, thus LSU prevailed.
Dana Holgerson is begging LSU to try and stop our run-game. We can't run it anyways, so it doesn't matter. As long as our O-Line can hold up their D-Line long enough to give Geno Smith a chance to drop back, we will be alright. I don't see this game getting too far away from the Mountaineers, basically because LSU's offense is just that bad.
LSU is a bigger favorite over us than over Mississippi State? The line is 5? Something is fishy. It's almost like Vegas is begging the public for LSU action. With 82% of SportsNation favoring LSU in this contest, we'd like to think that suspicious line isn't a result of the action, so apparently, Vegas knows something.
Expect a close game with the Mountaineers at home under the lights. Special things happen in Morgantown after the sun set. We just could see a little bit of that fabled magic on Saturday.
Go Mountaineers!!!
...stay golden, Pony Boy...
... Grey Bush
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Pigskin Prognosticator Week 4 Picks
Week 3 Results:
2.2 units to win 2:
1.) LSU -3.5: WINNER
2.) Iowa -3: WINNER
3.) WVU +1: WINNER
4.) ND -4.5: WINNER
5.) Miami -2.5: WINNER
6.) Wash St +6: LOSER
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units LOSER
2.2 to win 2
Cincy -34.5 WINNER
Toledo +15.5 LOSER
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : LSU +6.5, Iowa +7, WVU +11 WINNER
Number 2 : ND +5.5, Miami +7.5, Washington State +16 LOSER
Number 3 : Tennessee +19.5, Cuse +26.5, Army +17 WINNER
Weekly Recap:
2 unit plays: 6-2
.5 unit parlay: 0-1
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 2-1
+9.1 units week 3
Season Recap:
2 unit plays: 13-6--2
1 unit plays: 1-1
.5 unit parlays: 0-3
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 4-3
+12.8 units on the season
Contest Picks: 5-2 making me 12-6-1 so far.
Great week, netting 9.1 units. I shouldn't complain but I will. Wazzu was up 24-14 in the 3rd quarter and allowed 28 unanswered points to not only blow the cover and the 6 team parlay but also costing me the tease. It could very easily have been a 35.8 unit monster of a weekend. Alas.
On to week 4. I'll spare you the long winded analysis as I'm short on time.
Contest Picks:
1.) ND -6: Pitt secondary weaknesses play right into Irish strengths. Panthers may also be deflated from the collapse in Iowa City.
2.) TAMU -3: No real feel here. I'll take the 12th Man in a shootout.
3.) FSU -3: Following the simple rule of never, under any circumstances betting on Clemson. Classic choke spot for the perennial underachieving Tigers.
4.) Arkansas +12.5: Just seems too high. Even if Bama is comfortably winning, backdoor shuld be wide open late for high scoring Hogs.
5.) VT -18.5: No idea here. Hokies looked very average last week against Arkansas St but the Herd looked abysmal at Ohio. Marshall will play better but VT should wear them down over 4 quarters and beat them handily.
6.) WVU +5: The only way we win is if we play with a lead and put the game in Jarrett Lee's hands. They aren't built to come back. Conversely if they lead in the second half that big offensive line will play keep away and it will be very tough to rally. I'll go with some nightime magic in Morgantown.
7.) Colorado +15.5: Maybe I'm a sucker but I had this line at +7.5. The Buffs are playing better and the Buckeyes have major major issues offensively.
Actual week 4 wagers (my lines may be slightly better or worse than the ones we are locked into as I shop for the best one available and we lock our lines in early in the week):
2.2 units to win 2
1.) Cincy -7: Just don't think this year's brutal version of the Pack can keep up with the Cincy offense. Bearcats also have revenge angle.
2.) UVA -3: This Virginia team is decent. Southern Miss seems a bit down and this line simply seems too short.
3.) Maryland -9: Huge letdown spot for Temple after losing a game they should have won against Penn St. I think the Terps took some confidence from their second half performance last week and they should continue that success here.
4.) Coloraado +15.5: See Above
5.) UGA -9.5: Yes, Ole Miss is absolutely bad enough to the point that I'm willing to lay almost 10 points on the road in the SEC.
6.) ND -6.5: See above
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : Cincy +3, UVA +7, Maryland +1
Number 2 : Colorado +25.5, UGA +.5, ND +3.5
Number 3 : Michigan pk, WVU +16, Miss St -9.5
That's it for week 4. There will be no adds (They always lose, much like the Toledo loss I added while on the road last Friday) Good luck and remember, a dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
2.2 units to win 2:
1.) LSU -3.5: WINNER
2.) Iowa -3: WINNER
3.) WVU +1: WINNER
4.) ND -4.5: WINNER
5.) Miami -2.5: WINNER
6.) Wash St +6: LOSER
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units LOSER
2.2 to win 2
Cincy -34.5 WINNER
Toledo +15.5 LOSER
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : LSU +6.5, Iowa +7, WVU +11 WINNER
Number 2 : ND +5.5, Miami +7.5, Washington State +16 LOSER
Number 3 : Tennessee +19.5, Cuse +26.5, Army +17 WINNER
Weekly Recap:
2 unit plays: 6-2
.5 unit parlay: 0-1
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 2-1
+9.1 units week 3
Season Recap:
2 unit plays: 13-6--2
1 unit plays: 1-1
.5 unit parlays: 0-3
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 4-3
+12.8 units on the season
Contest Picks: 5-2 making me 12-6-1 so far.
Great week, netting 9.1 units. I shouldn't complain but I will. Wazzu was up 24-14 in the 3rd quarter and allowed 28 unanswered points to not only blow the cover and the 6 team parlay but also costing me the tease. It could very easily have been a 35.8 unit monster of a weekend. Alas.
On to week 4. I'll spare you the long winded analysis as I'm short on time.
Contest Picks:
1.) ND -6: Pitt secondary weaknesses play right into Irish strengths. Panthers may also be deflated from the collapse in Iowa City.
2.) TAMU -3: No real feel here. I'll take the 12th Man in a shootout.
3.) FSU -3: Following the simple rule of never, under any circumstances betting on Clemson. Classic choke spot for the perennial underachieving Tigers.
4.) Arkansas +12.5: Just seems too high. Even if Bama is comfortably winning, backdoor shuld be wide open late for high scoring Hogs.
5.) VT -18.5: No idea here. Hokies looked very average last week against Arkansas St but the Herd looked abysmal at Ohio. Marshall will play better but VT should wear them down over 4 quarters and beat them handily.
6.) WVU +5: The only way we win is if we play with a lead and put the game in Jarrett Lee's hands. They aren't built to come back. Conversely if they lead in the second half that big offensive line will play keep away and it will be very tough to rally. I'll go with some nightime magic in Morgantown.
7.) Colorado +15.5: Maybe I'm a sucker but I had this line at +7.5. The Buffs are playing better and the Buckeyes have major major issues offensively.
Actual week 4 wagers (my lines may be slightly better or worse than the ones we are locked into as I shop for the best one available and we lock our lines in early in the week):
2.2 units to win 2
1.) Cincy -7: Just don't think this year's brutal version of the Pack can keep up with the Cincy offense. Bearcats also have revenge angle.
2.) UVA -3: This Virginia team is decent. Southern Miss seems a bit down and this line simply seems too short.
3.) Maryland -9: Huge letdown spot for Temple after losing a game they should have won against Penn St. I think the Terps took some confidence from their second half performance last week and they should continue that success here.
4.) Coloraado +15.5: See Above
5.) UGA -9.5: Yes, Ole Miss is absolutely bad enough to the point that I'm willing to lay almost 10 points on the road in the SEC.
6.) ND -6.5: See above
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : Cincy +3, UVA +7, Maryland +1
Number 2 : Colorado +25.5, UGA +.5, ND +3.5
Number 3 : Michigan pk, WVU +16, Miss St -9.5
That's it for week 4. There will be no adds (They always lose, much like the Toledo loss I added while on the road last Friday) Good luck and remember, a dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
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Sunday, September 18, 2011
Week 4 Lines
Notre Dame vs Pitt: ND -6
Oklahoma State vs TAMU: TAMU -3
FSU vs Clemson: FSU -3
Arkansas vs Alabama: Bama -12.5
Va Tech vs Marshall: Tech -18.5
LSU vs WVU: LSU -5
Oklahoma State vs TAMU: TAMU -3
FSU vs Clemson: FSU -3
Arkansas vs Alabama: Bama -12.5
Va Tech vs Marshall: Tech -18.5
LSU vs WVU: LSU -5
Friday, September 16, 2011
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Fiber Hangover: Week 3 Picks
Wait you're supposed to pick the winner of each game? Oh, snap...
GEAUX FIST YOURSELF -3 v. More Cowbell
FLORIDA STATE PENAL SYSTEM +3 v. Future PAC-16 Champion
HELLO, GERRY FAUST -4.5 v. Kirk Cousins Hates Our Troops
POISONOUS HAIRLESS NUTS +2 v. Can Nevin Shapiro Pay To Abort Our Football Program?
CORN MAKES WHISKEY -3 v. Tino Sunseri Is What We Thought He Was
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS HALFTIME DEFICIT +1 v. You Can't Wear Those Uniforms With And Keep A Straight Face
OLIVER'S SEED (Stanford) -9 v. Perennially Overrated (Arizona)
...don't forget to wash, kiddos...
...Grey Bush
GEAUX FIST YOURSELF -3 v. More Cowbell
FLORIDA STATE PENAL SYSTEM +3 v. Future PAC-16 Champion
HELLO, GERRY FAUST -4.5 v. Kirk Cousins Hates Our Troops
POISONOUS HAIRLESS NUTS +2 v. Can Nevin Shapiro Pay To Abort Our Football Program?
CORN MAKES WHISKEY -3 v. Tino Sunseri Is What We Thought He Was
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS HALFTIME DEFICIT +1 v. You Can't Wear Those Uniforms With And Keep A Straight Face
OLIVER'S SEED (Stanford) -9 v. Perennially Overrated (Arizona)
...don't forget to wash, kiddos...
...Grey Bush
Pigskin Prognosticator Week 3 Picks
Week 2 Results:
2.2 units to win 2:
FIU +4.5--WINNER
Arizona State -7--PUSH
Army +9.5--WINNER
FAU +32.5--LOSER
Auburn +7--WINNER
Notre Dame -3.5--LOSER
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 units to win 20 units--LOSER
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : FIU +14.5, AZ St +3, Army +19.5--WINNER
Number 2 : FAU +42.5, Auburn +17, Notre Dame +6.5--LOSER
Number 3 : Ball St +30, BYU +17, ECU +29.5--LOSER on Ball State Push
Weekly Recap:
2 unit plays: 3-2-1
.5 unit parlay: 0-1
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 1-2
-1.1 units week 2
Season Recap:
2 unit plays: 7-4-2
1 unit plays: 1-1
.5 unit parlays: 0-2
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 2-2
+3.7 units on the season
Contest Picks: 3-2-1 making me 7-4-1 so far.
Last week could have been a lot better. Clearly FAU was just a horrible play. However, Arizona State led by 14 receiving a punt in the 4th quarter and they get forced into OT where they push. I don't even want to talk about Notre Dame.. They invent ways to lose. South Florida returning a Ball State fumble on the opening kickoff to push a tease and make it a loser was also a gem. I feel like I should have been 5-1 in 2 unit plays, 2-1 in teasers and 4-1-1 in the contest picks but that's the way it goes. I don't feel like I've gotten much luck yet and I'm still up $ so I guess that's a good sign.
On to week 3
Contest Picks:
1.) LSU -3: This is a bit of a square play and I feel like Vegas is begging for LSU money. I might be stepping into a trap but I just don't see it. I believe Oregon's spread is better than MSU's and I just don't think the Bulldogs are going to be able run like they want to. This will be a typical LSU game. The Tigers will play great defense, win the field position and make timely big plays. I see the Tigers winning by 7-10. The field advantage is not a huge concern here either. I would have played this game up to -6
2.) FSU +3: No real feel here whatsoever. This is a classic stay away and just watch game if you ask me. I'm not sold that FSU is for real yet but I do know that Doak Campbell at night is a zoo. The tipping point for me here is that Oklahoma has been a very mediocre 15-10 on the road the last 4 years. I'll take my chances with the points.
3.) ND -4.5: Sell high and buy low. Clearly nobody wants the Irish right now. What can I say? I'm a glutton for torture. Notre Dame's collapse last week was one for the ages. However we know that the Irish can go up and down the field on good teams. They just can't hang on to the ball. They rank dead last in turnover margin. Turnovers are a stat I think you can expect to regress to the mean. If the Irish hang on to the ball they win going away here. We know very little about MSU after wins over Youngstown and FAU, while we know ND can score. History is not on my side but I like the Domers to finally bounce back here.
4.) Miami -2: Miami at home, with the starters back, is flat out better than this Ohio State team that nearly lost at home to Toledo and played uninspired versus a truly dreadful Akron team. That is assuming Jacory Harris doesnt throw more than 2 interceptions. I'm hoping Al Golden can calm him down and make him less turnover prone. If the Hurricanes manage to be only -1 in turnovers or better, they cover this number.
5.) Iowa -3: Awful spot for Pitt. Perhaps if Iowa had throttled ISU they could have snuck in under the radar and posed a bigger threat to the Hawkeyes. Instead, they will meet a pissed off Iowa team looking to get well. They will do so while still trying to figure out a new offense and apparently trying to jam a square peg into a round hole at the quarterback position.
6.) WVU +1: This line was WVU -4.5 in the off season and now after three combined games it has moved 5.5 points making us a dog. I think it's a gross overreaction to the Terrapins' beating of an undermanned Miami team down 6 defensive starters. The public was wowed by the offensive performance against Miami (nevermind that they got two defensive TDs) and they are overvaluing Maryland. I look for the Mountaineers to leave Byrd Stadium 3-0 with the showdown for LSU and the Gameday crew in their sights.
7.) Washington State +6: In two games (all be it against 2 horrid opponents) it appears Paul Wulf has turned the corner with Wazzu at least in terms of scoring output. San Diego St will not be as solid without Brady Hoke at the helm and after almost losing at Army last week I see this as a line that should have been -1 or -2 not -6.
Actual week 3 wagers (my lines may be slightly better or worse than the ones we are locked into as I shop for the best one available and we lock our lines in early in the week):
2.2 units to win 2
1.) LSU -3.5: See above
2.) Iowa -3: See above
3.) WVU +1: See above
4.) ND -4.5: See above
5.) Miami -2.5: See above
6.) Wash St +6: See above
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units
2.2 to win 2
Cincy -34.5: This was too many points to put in the contest or parlay picks but I like it nonetheless. The Bearcats have shown they are not afraid to run up the score in beating Austin Peay 72-0. Akron is literally one of the worst 5 teams in the country. Cincy will get well here.
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : LSU +6.5, Iowa +7, WVU +11
Number 2 : ND +5.5, Miami +7.5, Washington State +16
Number 3 : Tennessee +19.5, Cuse +26.5, Army +17
That's it for week 3. I'll be on the road in College Park so luckily no drunken adds this week. Good luck and remember, a dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
2.2 units to win 2:
FIU +4.5--WINNER
Arizona State -7--PUSH
Army +9.5--WINNER
FAU +32.5--LOSER
Auburn +7--WINNER
Notre Dame -3.5--LOSER
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 units to win 20 units--LOSER
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : FIU +14.5, AZ St +3, Army +19.5--WINNER
Number 2 : FAU +42.5, Auburn +17, Notre Dame +6.5--LOSER
Number 3 : Ball St +30, BYU +17, ECU +29.5--LOSER on Ball State Push
Weekly Recap:
2 unit plays: 3-2-1
.5 unit parlay: 0-1
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 1-2
-1.1 units week 2
Season Recap:
2 unit plays: 7-4-2
1 unit plays: 1-1
.5 unit parlays: 0-2
2 unit sweetheart teasers: 2-2
+3.7 units on the season
Contest Picks: 3-2-1 making me 7-4-1 so far.
Last week could have been a lot better. Clearly FAU was just a horrible play. However, Arizona State led by 14 receiving a punt in the 4th quarter and they get forced into OT where they push. I don't even want to talk about Notre Dame.. They invent ways to lose. South Florida returning a Ball State fumble on the opening kickoff to push a tease and make it a loser was also a gem. I feel like I should have been 5-1 in 2 unit plays, 2-1 in teasers and 4-1-1 in the contest picks but that's the way it goes. I don't feel like I've gotten much luck yet and I'm still up $ so I guess that's a good sign.
On to week 3
Contest Picks:
1.) LSU -3: This is a bit of a square play and I feel like Vegas is begging for LSU money. I might be stepping into a trap but I just don't see it. I believe Oregon's spread is better than MSU's and I just don't think the Bulldogs are going to be able run like they want to. This will be a typical LSU game. The Tigers will play great defense, win the field position and make timely big plays. I see the Tigers winning by 7-10. The field advantage is not a huge concern here either. I would have played this game up to -6
2.) FSU +3: No real feel here whatsoever. This is a classic stay away and just watch game if you ask me. I'm not sold that FSU is for real yet but I do know that Doak Campbell at night is a zoo. The tipping point for me here is that Oklahoma has been a very mediocre 15-10 on the road the last 4 years. I'll take my chances with the points.
3.) ND -4.5: Sell high and buy low. Clearly nobody wants the Irish right now. What can I say? I'm a glutton for torture. Notre Dame's collapse last week was one for the ages. However we know that the Irish can go up and down the field on good teams. They just can't hang on to the ball. They rank dead last in turnover margin. Turnovers are a stat I think you can expect to regress to the mean. If the Irish hang on to the ball they win going away here. We know very little about MSU after wins over Youngstown and FAU, while we know ND can score. History is not on my side but I like the Domers to finally bounce back here.
4.) Miami -2: Miami at home, with the starters back, is flat out better than this Ohio State team that nearly lost at home to Toledo and played uninspired versus a truly dreadful Akron team. That is assuming Jacory Harris doesnt throw more than 2 interceptions. I'm hoping Al Golden can calm him down and make him less turnover prone. If the Hurricanes manage to be only -1 in turnovers or better, they cover this number.
5.) Iowa -3: Awful spot for Pitt. Perhaps if Iowa had throttled ISU they could have snuck in under the radar and posed a bigger threat to the Hawkeyes. Instead, they will meet a pissed off Iowa team looking to get well. They will do so while still trying to figure out a new offense and apparently trying to jam a square peg into a round hole at the quarterback position.
6.) WVU +1: This line was WVU -4.5 in the off season and now after three combined games it has moved 5.5 points making us a dog. I think it's a gross overreaction to the Terrapins' beating of an undermanned Miami team down 6 defensive starters. The public was wowed by the offensive performance against Miami (nevermind that they got two defensive TDs) and they are overvaluing Maryland. I look for the Mountaineers to leave Byrd Stadium 3-0 with the showdown for LSU and the Gameday crew in their sights.
7.) Washington State +6: In two games (all be it against 2 horrid opponents) it appears Paul Wulf has turned the corner with Wazzu at least in terms of scoring output. San Diego St will not be as solid without Brady Hoke at the helm and after almost losing at Army last week I see this as a line that should have been -1 or -2 not -6.
Actual week 3 wagers (my lines may be slightly better or worse than the ones we are locked into as I shop for the best one available and we lock our lines in early in the week):
2.2 units to win 2
1.) LSU -3.5: See above
2.) Iowa -3: See above
3.) WVU +1: See above
4.) ND -4.5: See above
5.) Miami -2.5: See above
6.) Wash St +6: See above
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units
2.2 to win 2
Cincy -34.5: This was too many points to put in the contest or parlay picks but I like it nonetheless. The Bearcats have shown they are not afraid to run up the score in beating Austin Peay 72-0. Akron is literally one of the worst 5 teams in the country. Cincy will get well here.
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : LSU +6.5, Iowa +7, WVU +11
Number 2 : ND +5.5, Miami +7.5, Washington State +16
Number 3 : Tennessee +19.5, Cuse +26.5, Army +17
That's it for week 3. I'll be on the road in College Park so luckily no drunken adds this week. Good luck and remember, a dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
Sunday, September 11, 2011
WVU Fans Rock!
I would like to thank all of the Mountaineer faithful for boo-ing ou team throughout the first half of the game sat, that was awesome! Because when the team is struggling that's just what they need, hearing your dumbasses boo-ing them. However when we finally got a big lead I liked your attention to detail as you got "the wave" going around the stadium god forbid we pay attention to seven straight scoring drives. I'm sure you got bored watching us score 45 points in the second half who wouldn't! Also the mass exit with 9min left in the game was a nice touch I'm sure you all had something to do and weren't expecting the game to last all four quarters.....GOSH!
Games of the week
LSU vs Miss St: LSU -3
Oklahoma vs FSU: OU -3
Michigan St vs ND: ND -4.5
Ohio St vs Miami: Nevin -2
Pitt vs Iowa: Iowa -3
WVU vs Maryland: Under Armour -1
Oklahoma vs FSU: OU -3
Michigan St vs ND: ND -4.5
Ohio St vs Miami: Nevin -2
Pitt vs Iowa: Iowa -3
WVU vs Maryland: Under Armour -1
Friday, September 9, 2011
Thursday, September 8, 2011
Moth-Ball Nut-Sack: Week 2 Picks
Let's keep this short and simple: may Week 1 picks were "average." Grey Bush Nation will have to do better than that to bring the championship back to TitleTown.
WE POISON TREES -10 v. The Fighting Geritol Army
I F&%*ING COACH THESE NO TALENT CATHOLIC F&%*WADS -4.5 v. The Champions of the Legends Division West
VISOR ATTACK! -3 v. The 2nd Ugliest Uniforms of Opening Weekend
I GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL -6.5 v. Cecil Newton Can't Buy Another National Championship
QUARTERBACK ON LOAN (WISCONSIN) -20 v. Did We Really Just Lose to Sacramento State? (Oregon State)
BUY DANA ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS AT THE CASINO -41 v. I'm Still Too Lazy to Google Your Mascot
...Grey Bush
WE POISON TREES -10 v. The Fighting Geritol Army
I F&%*ING COACH THESE NO TALENT CATHOLIC F&%*WADS -4.5 v. The Champions of the Legends Division West
VISOR ATTACK! -3 v. The 2nd Ugliest Uniforms of Opening Weekend
I GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL -6.5 v. Cecil Newton Can't Buy Another National Championship
QUARTERBACK ON LOAN (WISCONSIN) -20 v. Did We Really Just Lose to Sacramento State? (Oregon State)
BUY DANA ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS AT THE CASINO -41 v. I'm Still Too Lazy to Google Your Mascot
...Grey Bush
WVU Line
We have consulted a couple "professionals" and have set the line at WVU -41.
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Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Week 2 picks
Alright folks after the first week we can see the cream of the crop starting to separate as I sit tied for first place, not real sure what Pigskin is doing there but you know there is always a floater that hangs around. Anyway here are my picks for the 2nd week.
ALABAMA! -10, After another early season injury sustained by the Joe "Unbreakable" Paterno I did some digging and I have found that Bobby Bowden summoned his inner Nevin Shapiro has put a bounty on ole Jo-Pa and has been paying players through a fake business he set up "Miss Prisses Cat Emporium."
MICHIGAN +4.5, This game is going to be played at night. Wow who gives a fuck! I can't wait to hear the commentary on how awesome these lights are "I was talking to the lighting engineers and they said that even though the 90 watt light bulbs give off a little bit more light the 60 watt give it a better feel and the un-lit spots on the field are just awesome!" I hope they just remind me how much impact this game has on the National Championship picture.
South Carolina -3, I'll take team bitch tits over a coach that takes his team to the pool to show off his diving skills any day. Also Spurrier said he wanted to win a game by blocking a punt at the SEC media days, by blocking a punt I think he meant going into halftime with a 45 point lead.
Miss St -6.5, Now that Sylvester Croom has this team running on all cylin.....what hes not the coach anymore. Well at least every fucking sports network made a huge deal out of his hire paid off by people paying attention to him and realizing that he sucked. Fun fact about the Auburn Utah St. game was that according to the commentators that Utah State O-Line was one of the better O-Lines in college football. Well that's interesting.
TCU -2, TCU decided that it would get an early taste of what Big East football is all about losing to a team you should beat by 14. If Gary Patterson wants to survive in the Big East be better loose that goofy ass visor, cause on the East coast we keep it trendy. In the words of Fergie "Were so 2008, your so 2000 and late!"
Whats the WVU line? IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE LINE IS! I'm going with WVU no matter what. Dana Holgerson SAID SO!
ALABAMA! -10, After another early season injury sustained by the Joe "Unbreakable" Paterno I did some digging and I have found that Bobby Bowden summoned his inner Nevin Shapiro has put a bounty on ole Jo-Pa and has been paying players through a fake business he set up "Miss Prisses Cat Emporium."
MICHIGAN +4.5, This game is going to be played at night. Wow who gives a fuck! I can't wait to hear the commentary on how awesome these lights are "I was talking to the lighting engineers and they said that even though the 90 watt light bulbs give off a little bit more light the 60 watt give it a better feel and the un-lit spots on the field are just awesome!" I hope they just remind me how much impact this game has on the National Championship picture.
South Carolina -3, I'll take team bitch tits over a coach that takes his team to the pool to show off his diving skills any day. Also Spurrier said he wanted to win a game by blocking a punt at the SEC media days, by blocking a punt I think he meant going into halftime with a 45 point lead.
Miss St -6.5, Now that Sylvester Croom has this team running on all cylin.....what hes not the coach anymore. Well at least every fucking sports network made a huge deal out of his hire paid off by people paying attention to him and realizing that he sucked. Fun fact about the Auburn Utah St. game was that according to the commentators that Utah State O-Line was one of the better O-Lines in college football. Well that's interesting.
TCU -2, TCU decided that it would get an early taste of what Big East football is all about losing to a team you should beat by 14. If Gary Patterson wants to survive in the Big East be better loose that goofy ass visor, cause on the East coast we keep it trendy. In the words of Fergie "Were so 2008, your so 2000 and late!"
Whats the WVU line? IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE LINE IS! I'm going with WVU no matter what. Dana Holgerson SAID SO!
Pigskin Prognosticator Week 2 Picks
Week 1 Results:
2.2 units to win 2:
Miss St -27--WINNER
Missouri -17--LOSER
USF +10.5--WINNER
LSU +2--WINNER
WVU -20.5--NO ACTION
Texas A&M -15.5--WINNER
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units --LOSER
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.
Number 1 : Miss St -17, Mizzou -7, USF +20.5--WINNER
Number 2 : LSU +12, WVU -10.5, Texas A&M -5.5--NO ACTION
Number 3 : Texas -12.5, Southern Cal -11, Michigan -3.5--NO ACTION
Late Adds:
2.2 to win 2
Wake +7--PUSH
Fresno +9.5--LOSER
1.1 to win 1
Murray +30--WINNER
Miami +4--LOSER
WVU/Marshall ov 52.5--NO ACTION
2 unit plays: 4-2-1
1 unit plays: 1-1
.25 unit parlays: 0-1
Sweetheart Teasers: 1-0
+4.8 units in week 1
Contest Picks 4-2
Not a bad first week by any means but it was slightly disappointing I suppose given how well it started. As you can tell, any wager, tease or otherwise, involving Michigan and WVU was ruled no action because the games did not go at least 55 minutes. That turned out to be a wash on the 2 teasers, but it cost me 3 units combined on the WVU spread and the over that was likely to hit.
I also lost on Miami, a 2 unit swing, on a ridiculous late pick 6 by the Terps that was literally the only way I could have lost that wager. Oh well, that's gambling and the lucky breaks and brutal breaks should even out over the course of the season. Regardless I'll take 12 more college football weekends of +4.8 units profit and run like a thief in the night.
As for the contest picks, clearly I was off on the UGA guess but South Carolina backers were also jobbed on the late backdoor cover by ECU. I'll take 4-2 every week.
Anyway.........on to week 2.
Contest Picks:
1.) Penn St +10: I don't have a very good feel for this game overall but I'll take a stab at a decent Nittany Lion team catching double digits at home. Both teams played a 2 quarterback rotation with mixed results last week while overwhelming Kent St and Indiana St respectively. The key here is turnovers. If Penn St can hang onto the ball and score 10 points I think they will at least push this number.
2.) Notre Dame -4.5: I'm getting this a point better in my actual wager but I still love this play. I, like most people did a double take when I saw the line, figuring how easy it would be to take the Wolverines as a dog in their first night game. Upon further review, I realize that's the only thing Michigan has going for them. I think it's human to react to what you see but I think gamblers often overreact to what they see. This line is a classic case of that. The reality is Notre Dame ran up and down the field on USF, outgaining the Bulls 502-250. The Irish's 5 turnovers, 3 of which were inside the 5 yard line, allowed the bulls to win. I don't see anything that can't be rectified with better decision making and these QBs don't have a history of poor decision making. Conversely, Michigan's defense is still very very poor. Western Michigan marched up and down the field on them in a monsoon but turnovers prevented the game from being MUCH closer. I look for Notre Dame to bounce back in a big way and spoil the first ever night game in the Big House.
3.) South Carolina -3: Who in the hell even knows here? I'm going square as hell with this play. I was all but ready to take the Dawgs again until I realized how many injuries Georgia has going into this game. I just don't see any way they are ready to play this game on Saturday. However, South Carolina doesn't exactly inspire confidence after the shit show that was their performance vs ECU. They would likely be 0-1 if not for ECU literally fumbling the game away in the second half. This is a classic stay away game but I'll take the lesser of two evils here.
4.) Auburn +6.5: I got the hook with this one in my actual wager but I like it at this number as well. In my opinion this is once again a severe overreaction to one game. Everyone watched Miss St. run up and down the field against Memphis, nevermind the fact that the Tigers are going to be one of the worst 10 teams in Division 1 this year. Auburn, on the other hand was ambushed by Utah State and was insanely lucky to pull out the win. The verdict? Mississippi State isn't as good as they looked and Auburn isn't as bad. This should tell you all you need to know. The game of the week line for this game offered up by Vegas in July had Miss St as a 1 pt favorite. Do the week 1 results really warrant a 5.5 or 6 point move in the line? I don't think so. Yes Miss St is the better team, but there is no way I lay close to a touchdown on the road in the SEC this yr involving teams not named Ole Miss, Kentucky or Vanderbilt.
5.) Army +9.5: I really came close to playing FIU here (I'll explain below) but I could not pass up on this wonderful situational spot for the Black Knights of the Hudson. Army is set for their home opener after being soundly beaten by what I think will end up being a very good Northern Illinois team (They may beat Kansas straight up this week) in their season opener. I think Army is making progress and San Diego State, despite their beating of Cal Poly, will not be the same squad without Brady Hoke as head coach. Add in the fact that SDSU will travel 3k miles to play a Noon game on the East Coast and this play is a no brainer.
6.) WVU -41: Why not?
Actual week 2 wagers (my lines may be slightly better or worse than the ones we are locked into as I shop for the best one available and we lock our lines in early in the week):
2.2 units to win 2
1.) FIU +4.5: Screw the points, the Golden Panthers won't need them. Anyone that watched the Louisville/Murray State game watched one hell of a pitiful football game. I don't think the Cards are as bad as they looked last week but this game is a scenario in which the FIU strengths match up perfectly with the Louisville weaknesses. Ty Helton is a dynamic WR and the Louisville secondary is frighteningly young. They acquitted themselves quite well against an absolutely pathetic Racer passing attack (How the hell is that QB up for the IAA Heisman?) but FIU is a different animal. The Golden Panthers are also confident after a bowl win last year and a route of North Texas last week. On offense Louisville is a mess as well. They committed 5 turnovers last week, Will Steain has a sprained ankle and Teddy Bridgewater looked like an absolute mess in his one series of action last week. I hope Louisville wins by a FG but I think you are looking at the Big East's first embarrassing loss this season.
2.) Arizona State -7: Mizzou looked pretty damn pathetic in being the only one of my initial 6 bets to lose last week. New QB Ryan Franklin is clearly a work in progress and that was on display for all to see in a 17-6 win over Miami Oh. Not only was he off target passing, he also set up Miami's only score witth an INT. Now he'll head to the desert where expectations are high for a Sun Devil team that has a very solid defense.
3.) Army +9.5: See above
4.) FAU +32.5: The Owls covered 23.5 in Detroit last year against a much better MSU team. While I'm somewhat concerned that FAU has a history of laying down against BCS level teams, I just don't think the Spartans have enough playmakers to cover spreads like these. They sleepwalked through a 28-6 win over Youngstown State as a 35 point favorite last week. I look for a similar effort. If the Owls can find the end zone once, that should be enough.
5.) Auburn +7: See above
6.) Notre Dame -3.5: See above
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : FIU +14.5, AZ St +3, Army +19.5
Number 2 : FAU +42.5, Auburn +17, Notre Dame +6.5
Number 3 : Ball St +30, BYU +17, ECU +29.5
That will be all for week 2. Luckily I won't be home on Saturday so I won't place any stupid added bets this week. Let's hope everyone plays all 4 quarters this weekend. Here's to another profitable week and remember a dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
2.2 units to win 2:
Miss St -27--WINNER
Missouri -17--LOSER
USF +10.5--WINNER
LSU +2--WINNER
WVU -20.5--NO ACTION
Texas A&M -15.5--WINNER
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units --LOSER
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.
Number 1 : Miss St -17, Mizzou -7, USF +20.5--WINNER
Number 2 : LSU +12, WVU -10.5, Texas A&M -5.5--NO ACTION
Number 3 : Texas -12.5, Southern Cal -11, Michigan -3.5--NO ACTION
Late Adds:
2.2 to win 2
Wake +7--PUSH
Fresno +9.5--LOSER
1.1 to win 1
Murray +30--WINNER
Miami +4--LOSER
WVU/Marshall ov 52.5--NO ACTION
2 unit plays: 4-2-1
1 unit plays: 1-1
.25 unit parlays: 0-1
Sweetheart Teasers: 1-0
+4.8 units in week 1
Contest Picks 4-2
Not a bad first week by any means but it was slightly disappointing I suppose given how well it started. As you can tell, any wager, tease or otherwise, involving Michigan and WVU was ruled no action because the games did not go at least 55 minutes. That turned out to be a wash on the 2 teasers, but it cost me 3 units combined on the WVU spread and the over that was likely to hit.
I also lost on Miami, a 2 unit swing, on a ridiculous late pick 6 by the Terps that was literally the only way I could have lost that wager. Oh well, that's gambling and the lucky breaks and brutal breaks should even out over the course of the season. Regardless I'll take 12 more college football weekends of +4.8 units profit and run like a thief in the night.
As for the contest picks, clearly I was off on the UGA guess but South Carolina backers were also jobbed on the late backdoor cover by ECU. I'll take 4-2 every week.
Anyway.........on to week 2.
Contest Picks:
1.) Penn St +10: I don't have a very good feel for this game overall but I'll take a stab at a decent Nittany Lion team catching double digits at home. Both teams played a 2 quarterback rotation with mixed results last week while overwhelming Kent St and Indiana St respectively. The key here is turnovers. If Penn St can hang onto the ball and score 10 points I think they will at least push this number.
2.) Notre Dame -4.5: I'm getting this a point better in my actual wager but I still love this play. I, like most people did a double take when I saw the line, figuring how easy it would be to take the Wolverines as a dog in their first night game. Upon further review, I realize that's the only thing Michigan has going for them. I think it's human to react to what you see but I think gamblers often overreact to what they see. This line is a classic case of that. The reality is Notre Dame ran up and down the field on USF, outgaining the Bulls 502-250. The Irish's 5 turnovers, 3 of which were inside the 5 yard line, allowed the bulls to win. I don't see anything that can't be rectified with better decision making and these QBs don't have a history of poor decision making. Conversely, Michigan's defense is still very very poor. Western Michigan marched up and down the field on them in a monsoon but turnovers prevented the game from being MUCH closer. I look for Notre Dame to bounce back in a big way and spoil the first ever night game in the Big House.
3.) South Carolina -3: Who in the hell even knows here? I'm going square as hell with this play. I was all but ready to take the Dawgs again until I realized how many injuries Georgia has going into this game. I just don't see any way they are ready to play this game on Saturday. However, South Carolina doesn't exactly inspire confidence after the shit show that was their performance vs ECU. They would likely be 0-1 if not for ECU literally fumbling the game away in the second half. This is a classic stay away game but I'll take the lesser of two evils here.
4.) Auburn +6.5: I got the hook with this one in my actual wager but I like it at this number as well. In my opinion this is once again a severe overreaction to one game. Everyone watched Miss St. run up and down the field against Memphis, nevermind the fact that the Tigers are going to be one of the worst 10 teams in Division 1 this year. Auburn, on the other hand was ambushed by Utah State and was insanely lucky to pull out the win. The verdict? Mississippi State isn't as good as they looked and Auburn isn't as bad. This should tell you all you need to know. The game of the week line for this game offered up by Vegas in July had Miss St as a 1 pt favorite. Do the week 1 results really warrant a 5.5 or 6 point move in the line? I don't think so. Yes Miss St is the better team, but there is no way I lay close to a touchdown on the road in the SEC this yr involving teams not named Ole Miss, Kentucky or Vanderbilt.
5.) Army +9.5: I really came close to playing FIU here (I'll explain below) but I could not pass up on this wonderful situational spot for the Black Knights of the Hudson. Army is set for their home opener after being soundly beaten by what I think will end up being a very good Northern Illinois team (They may beat Kansas straight up this week) in their season opener. I think Army is making progress and San Diego State, despite their beating of Cal Poly, will not be the same squad without Brady Hoke as head coach. Add in the fact that SDSU will travel 3k miles to play a Noon game on the East Coast and this play is a no brainer.
6.) WVU -41: Why not?
Actual week 2 wagers (my lines may be slightly better or worse than the ones we are locked into as I shop for the best one available and we lock our lines in early in the week):
2.2 units to win 2
1.) FIU +4.5: Screw the points, the Golden Panthers won't need them. Anyone that watched the Louisville/Murray State game watched one hell of a pitiful football game. I don't think the Cards are as bad as they looked last week but this game is a scenario in which the FIU strengths match up perfectly with the Louisville weaknesses. Ty Helton is a dynamic WR and the Louisville secondary is frighteningly young. They acquitted themselves quite well against an absolutely pathetic Racer passing attack (How the hell is that QB up for the IAA Heisman?) but FIU is a different animal. The Golden Panthers are also confident after a bowl win last year and a route of North Texas last week. On offense Louisville is a mess as well. They committed 5 turnovers last week, Will Steain has a sprained ankle and Teddy Bridgewater looked like an absolute mess in his one series of action last week. I hope Louisville wins by a FG but I think you are looking at the Big East's first embarrassing loss this season.
2.) Arizona State -7: Mizzou looked pretty damn pathetic in being the only one of my initial 6 bets to lose last week. New QB Ryan Franklin is clearly a work in progress and that was on display for all to see in a 17-6 win over Miami Oh. Not only was he off target passing, he also set up Miami's only score witth an INT. Now he'll head to the desert where expectations are high for a Sun Devil team that has a very solid defense.
3.) Army +9.5: See above
4.) FAU +32.5: The Owls covered 23.5 in Detroit last year against a much better MSU team. While I'm somewhat concerned that FAU has a history of laying down against BCS level teams, I just don't think the Spartans have enough playmakers to cover spreads like these. They sleepwalked through a 28-6 win over Youngstown State as a 35 point favorite last week. I look for a similar effort. If the Owls can find the end zone once, that should be enough.
5.) Auburn +7: See above
6.) Notre Dame -3.5: See above
Parlay of these 6 above: .5 untis to win 20 units
3 sweetheart teases at 2 units to win 2 units apiece (Even odds bets in which you move 3 lines in your favor 10 points but they all must hit to win.)
Number 1 : FIU +14.5, AZ St +3, Army +19.5
Number 2 : FAU +42.5, Auburn +17, Notre Dame +6.5
Number 3 : Ball St +30, BYU +17, ECU +29.5
That will be all for week 2. Luckily I won't be home on Saturday so I won't place any stupid added bets this week. Let's hope everyone plays all 4 quarters this weekend. Here's to another profitable week and remember a dollar won is twice as sweet as a dollar earned.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Week Two Lines
Four Pre-Picked games:
1. Alabama -10 at Penn State
2. Notre Dame -4.5 at Michigan
3. South Carolina -3 at Georgia
4. Mississippi St -6.5 at Auburn
No Big East conference games, no WVU line as of yet.
1. Alabama -10 at Penn State
2. Notre Dame -4.5 at Michigan
3. South Carolina -3 at Georgia
4. Mississippi St -6.5 at Auburn
No Big East conference games, no WVU line as of yet.
Friday, September 2, 2011
Dust On My Nuts: Week 1 Picks
Then I read the Potato's and the Piggy-Prog's posts and realized how gay that is.
So here's my picks bitches, enjoy the fuck out of them (my picks in BOLD CAPS)...
LEE CORSO BLOWS DUCKS -1 v. Geaux Fist Yourself With Your Hat
YOUR UGLY BLUE UNITARDS ARE BANNED -3.5 v. Soon Be Unemployed Fightin' Richts
SOUTH FLORIDA SCHOOL FOR GIRLS -10 v. Another Holtz Sticks It To The Dome
STEVE SPURRIER'S 'COCKS -20.5 v. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
YOUR WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS -20.5 v. Yeah... No One Cares
ILLINOIS FIGHTIN' ZOOKS -21 v. I'm too tired to Google what Arkansas State's mascot is
... Grey Bush

Thursday, September 1, 2011
The Champ is Here.
Well hello everybody your reigning champ is back and I would like to welcome everyone back to football season and once again I will be providing you with some winning picks and embarrassing my competition in our season long gambling. I like to see that Pigskin here is still trying to convince people that he knows jack shit about betting on college football. I also like that Shoeless is keeping his shitty as picks short and to the point as he knows no-one will read what he writes after sending out a three-shit long email. I'm still waiting for the Grey Bush to chime in with the angriest picks ever. Alright and with that I will now reveal my week one picks. Enjoy your college football season!
LSU +1: I think we have seen it enough times like Pigskin has pointed out SEC too deep to fast. I also must agree when he says that loosing Jordan Jefferson is like loosing George Jefferson (just not as funny). Also Oregon's players will be way to high to stop looking at their new jerseys.
Boise St -3.5: I just don't know how good UGA is, and I don't think they are going to pull this one out.
USF +10: USF has the athletes to play with ND and it wouldn't surprise me if they beat a once again over-hyped ND team. Not to mention they have SCCCHHHKIP Holtz.
USC -20.5: Steve Spurrier likes to score a lot of points when he can and his teams usually get off to strong starts.
WVU -20.5: "I'm going for 70-80 every game"-Dana Holgerson, "I don't need any motivation to score more touchdowns"-Dana Holgerson
BC -3: No real analysis just like BC at home in this one.
LSU +1: I think we have seen it enough times like Pigskin has pointed out SEC too deep to fast. I also must agree when he says that loosing Jordan Jefferson is like loosing George Jefferson (just not as funny). Also Oregon's players will be way to high to stop looking at their new jerseys.
Boise St -3.5: I just don't know how good UGA is, and I don't think they are going to pull this one out.
USF +10: USF has the athletes to play with ND and it wouldn't surprise me if they beat a once again over-hyped ND team. Not to mention they have SCCCHHHKIP Holtz.
USC -20.5: Steve Spurrier likes to score a lot of points when he can and his teams usually get off to strong starts.
WVU -20.5: "I'm going for 70-80 every game"-Dana Holgerson, "I don't need any motivation to score more touchdowns"-Dana Holgerson
BC -3: No real analysis just like BC at home in this one.
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