Dust On My Nuts: Week 1 Picks

I had grand plans to write long, thoughtful narratives describing how I felt about all my picks and explaining why I was leaning one way, hopefully to give some insight into the tit-scubbing that is about to befall my adversaries this season.

Then I read the Potato's and the Piggy-Prog's posts and realized how gay that is.

So here's my picks bitches, enjoy the fuck out of them (my picks in BOLD CAPS)...

LEE CORSO BLOWS DUCKS -1 v. Geaux Fist Yourself With Your Hat

YOUR UGLY BLUE UNITARDS ARE BANNED -3.5 v. Soon Be Unemployed Fightin' Richts

SOUTH FLORIDA SCHOOL FOR GIRLS -10 v. Another Holtz Sticks It To The Dome

STEVE SPURRIER'S 'COCKS -20.5 v. AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

YOUR WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS -20.5 v. Yeah... No One Cares

ILLINOIS FIGHTIN' ZOOKS -21 v. I'm too tired to Google what Arkansas State's mascot is

... Grey Bush