Random pick

Baylor +4

Als picks

Not sure where my pick for last night went but I had Kent and forgot about PAC game so whatever

Conference champ pics

Kansas. 19.5

Bama -7
Fsu -13.5
v Tulsa (CUSA)
neb -3

The Final Countdown

I have no clue what my record is but here goes nothing.

Bama -7
Fsu -13.5
kent state +6(Mac)
UCF +2 (CUSA)
neb -3 (big ten)
Ucla +8.5 (PAC 12)
KU +19.5

Last Call

52-47-1 comming into the final weekend of play. As a Pirates fan it feels weird to be 5 games over .500 going into the final weekend of the season.

Stanford (-8.5)
Kent State (+6)
Tulsa (-2)
Georgia (+7)
FSU (-13.5)
Nebraska (-3)
WVU (-19-5)

Random: Oklahoma (-5.5)

Weis Week Pickers

WVU -19.5
UGA -7
FSU -13.5
NIU -6
UCF +2
Wisconsin +3
UCLA +8.5
RANDOM: Okie St -4.5

Conference champ pics

WVU. 19.5

Bama -7 v uga (sec)
Fsu -13.5 v GT (acc)
NIU-6 v kent state (Mac)
UCF +2 v Tulsa (CUSA)
neb -3 v wisky (big ten)
Ucla +8.5 v Stanford (PAC 12)

Clarence's, Week of Feast Picks, Oveur.

With two weeks to go the Eskimo Brother sits at 48-44, (WVU/ Iowa State game not included).

WVU (-2.5)- W
Arizona (-2.5)
Michigan (+4)
Oregon (+9.5)
Florida (+7)
South Carolina (-3.5)
Southern Cal (+5)

Random: Middle Tennessee (-3)

Eskimo Brother wants WVU and Arizona...

Feast week piks

Arizona -2.5
Weat Virginia -2.5
Michigan
Oregon State +9.5
Florida +7
Clemson +3.5
Southern Cal +5
RANDOM: Miss state 1.5

Turkey Feast Hangover Pickers

Arizona -2.5
Weat Virginia -2.5
Ohio State -4
Oregon State +9.5
Florida State -7
Clemson +3.5
Southern Cal +5
RANDOM: Louisiana State -11.5

Turkey Lines

Arizona State +2.5 @ Arizona
Weat Virginia -2.5 @ Iowa State
Michigan +4 @ Ohio State
Oregon -9.5 @ Oregon State
Florida +7 @ Florida State
South Carolina +3.5 @ Clemson
Notre Dame -5 @ Southern Cal

Fried Turkey Pickers

OU -11.5
UC -6.5
TTU +9.5
KSU -12.5
Quack -20
Beavs -14.5
UCLA +4
Miss St -5

OU -11.5
rutgers +6.5
ucla +4
tt +9.5
kstate -12.5
Oregon -20
Oregon St -14.5
La Tech +3.5

Clarence's Picks, form a Turkish Prison, Oveur

The Collective State of Oregon at (-34.5)
Cincy (-6)
Southern Cal (-4)
Texas Tech (+9.5)
K-State (-12.5)
WVU (+11)

Random: Mizzu (-3.5)

Al's picks

WVU +11.5
Rutgers
USC-4
TT
Baylor +12.5
Stanford
oreg st
Ole miss +19.5

Lines

WVU +11.5
Cincy -6.5 v rutgers
USC-4 v ucla
Okst-9.5 v tt
Baylor +12.5 v kstate
Oregon -20 v Stanford
Cal +14.5 v oreg st

Canaan Picks

Beavers +4
Aggies +13.5
Nittanies +8
Bulldog s +13.5
Wildcats -6.5
Bears +21.5
Mountaineers +10
UGA -15

Live form Canaan

Oregon State (+4)
Texas A&M (+13.5)
Nebraska (-8)
Miss State (+13.5)
K-State (-6.5)
WVU (+10)

Random: California (+30)

Picking in Charleston

Oregon st +4
bama -13.5
Penn state +8
LSU -13.5
K state -6.5
Baylor + 21.5
WVU+ 10
Washington +1

Al's picks

Oregon st +4
Tamu +13.5
Penn state +8
v lsu
-6.5 v tcu
Baylor + 21.5
Ok

Maryland +31.5

Lines

Oregon st +4 v Stanford
Tamu +13.5 bama
Penn state +8 v Nebraska
Miss st +13.5 v lsu
K state -6.5 v tcu
Baylor + 21.5
WVU+ 10

Halloween/Hurricane Sandy/Presidential Election Week Picks

Bama -10
Quack -8
TTek -7
Fighting Bill Snyders -9
Pitt +17
Huskers -1
TCU +7

Cincinnatuh -4.5

- Grey Bush

Drew

Bama -10
oregon -8
Texas
Kstate -9
Pitt
mich st -1
WVU -7
Baylor -17

Chris

LSD
USC
TT -7
okst
Pitt
Nebraska (pick)
WVU -7
Akron +23

Al

LSD
oregon -8
Texas
Okst
Pitt
Nebraska (pick)
Tcu
Oregon state -4

Weekly picks via Genes parlay card

Bama -10 v LSD
oregon -8 v USC
TT -7 v Texas
Kstate -9 vs okst
Nd -17 v Pitt
mich st -1 Nebraska (pick)
WVU -7 v tcu

CJB Sanctions Committte Ruling Needed

Dear Members of The CJB Sanctions Committee,

It was brought to my attention at the K-State game that The Flying Potato does not who Clarence Oveur is, which I though, ok remembering the name of movie character fair enough. The bigger crime against humanity is the he has NEVER SEEN AIRPLANE! Seriously. Airplane is one of the all-time classics. It's a timeless peace of art like a Picasso painting, or a Mozart composition. A true peace of Americana at its finest.

Only one of two punishments, by a majority vote, fit such an egregious crime.
             1) All wins and championships obtained by The Flying Potato prior to 2012 be vacated from the record books.
             2) The Flying Potato must wear one of his daughter's tutus to the TCU game. When asked why he wearing a tutu he can only respond in one of two ways, they are as follows:
                     "You ever seen a grown man naked?" or "Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?"

Members of the sanctions committee. I ask you to please use your heads, not your hearts, when ruling and restore order in this crazy world we live in. Not for me, not for the blog, not for America, but for little Johnny and Peter Graves may their efforts in the Airplane cockpit not go in vain.

As always...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
-Clarence Oveur

Drew's Picks

Osu Bama Uga Ou Michigan Ksu Random: Oregon St

Al's picks

Psu
Miss st
Uga
Nd
Michigan
Tt
Purdue -2.5

Bye week blowouts

Penn St +1
Miss St +24
Florida -6.5
OU -12
Nebraska -2
TT +7
Arizona St -0.5
Bye week -12.5 vs WVU

Updated standings

Potato: 38-25
Clarence: 33-30
Shoeless: 30-32-1
Pigskin: 28-35
Grey: 27-35-1

Pigskin Prognosticator Bye Week Picks

Penn St +1
Miss St +24
UGA +6.5
OU -12
Nebraska -2
Texas Tech +7
Random: Washington +4

If you're not first, you're last...

And I certainly am NOT first... Although, picking all the home teams except WVU last week, worked out pretty well.

Ohio State -1 @ Penn St
Bama -24 vs. Miss St.
Florida -6.5 "@" UGA
Notre Dame +12 @ Oklahoma
 Nebraska -2 vs. Meeeeeeeeshigan
Kstate-7 vs. Texas Tech

RANDOM: South Carolina +13.5 vs. Tennessee
(For the record, I also like Duke +27.5 @ Florida St and Oregon -45.5 @ Colorado, but WTF do I know?)

 - Grey Bush

Off Week Betting

Ohio State -1 v Penn St
Miss St +24 vs Bama
Florida -6.5 v uga
Notre Dame +12 vs OU
Michigan +2 vs Nebraska
TT vs Kstate-7

Picks

WVU
Baylor
TT
Nd
Cocky
Msu
Lsu
Bama -20

Uuugggh

Baylor +8.5
TT -1.5
BYU+13 
Florida -3.5
MSU +9.5
Tamu +3
WVU -2.5
Duke +10.5

Clarence's Week 8 Picks, Oveur

Baylor (+8.5)
Texas Tech (-1.5)
BYU (+13)
Florida (-3.5)
Michigan State (+9.5)
LSU (-3)
WVU (-2.5)

Random: Oregon (-8)- W

Pigskin Prognosticator's What's the Point? Picks

Baylor +8.5 TCU +1.5 BYU +13 UF -3.5 MSU +9.5 LSU -3 WVU -2.5 Random: Tennessee +20.5

Baylor 8.5 v Texas
TT -1.5 v TCU
BYU+13 v ND
Cocky +3.5 v Florida
MSU 9.5 v Michigan
LSU -3 v Tamu
WVU -2.5

Baby Bill Snyder

I want my baby bill baby bill baby bill..baabbyyyyy baby Bill Snyder. This is awesome!

Clarence's Week 8 Random, Oveur

Oregon (-8)

Random
Florida -9.5

Kansas st -6.5
Texas +3
Oregon st -2.5
Stanford +9
USC +2.5
Tamu -7.5
WVU -4.5

Shoeless Pics

Kansas ST
Texas
BYU
Stanford
LSU
LA Tech
WVU

Duke +9.5

Clarence Oveur's Week 7 picks

K-State(-2.5)
Oklahoma (-3)
BYU (+2.5)
Notre Dame (-9)
South Carolina (+2.5)
Texas A&M (-7.5)
WVU (-4.5)

Random: Louisville (-1.5)

Worst picks ever, cont...

Kansas st -6.5
Oklahoma -3
Oregon st -2.5
Stanford +9
USC +2.5
Tamu -7.5
WVU -4.5

Random: Florida -9

- Grey Bush

Pigskin Prognosticator Week 6

ISU +6.5
Texas +3
BYU -2.5
Stanford +9
LSU -2.5
La Tech +7.5
WVU -4.5

Random: Vandy +9

TITS!

This weeks picks

Kansas st -6.5 at Iowa state
Oklahoma -3 vs Texas
Oregon st -2.5 at byu
Stanford +9 at nd
USC +2.5 at lsu
Tamu -7.5 at la tech
WVU -4.5 at TT

Blog Pick 'em

Here is a picture that sums up the season for the blog pick em.

Austin City Pick'em (repost)

(apparently, something did not compute when I posted my picks this week... below is a "cut-and-paste" for all of our loyal followers...)

Lots of picks this week with the extra "Austin Edition" picks. Here's to hoping I can make this respectable the rest of the way out...

Georgia +1.5
Florida +2.5
Oklahoma -4.5
Nebraska +3.5
Northwestern +2
Rutgers -7
WVU +7
Random: Texas A&M -13.5

Under on Shoeless's drinking
Over on the food vendor choices (thinking 3am "Tamale Food Truck")
Over on Eskimo Brother's public urination
Over on Pigskin's small bladder (how did he not go over last night alone?)
Over on the Hook'em Horns (but also over on Shoeless being a turd and saying something ridiculous like "War Eagle")
Push on questioning my manhood
Under on the hotel rooms (only because Mrs. Shoeless will stab you to death with "mind daggers" after you do it the first time)
No on Bevo

Good luck with the knockers!

Enjoy Austin...

 - Grey Bush

Ooooh Yeah!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/7/3467352/lsu-freek-would-like-to-have-a-word-with-you-about-the-funk-and-wvu

Pigskin Pickin

NW 2, Uga 1.5, LSU -2.5, ou -4.5, Nebraska 4，uconn 7，wv u 7 mtsu 3

Austin City Pick'em

Lots of picks this week with the extra "Austin Edition" picks. Here's to hoping I can make this respectable the rest of the way out...

Georgia +1.5
Florida +2.5Oklahoma -4.5Nebraska +3.5Northwestern +2Rutgers -7WVU +7
Random: Texas A&M -13.5

Under on Shoeless's drinking
Over on the food vendor choices (thinking 3am "Tamale Food Truck")
Over on Eskimo Brother's public urination
Over on Pigskin's small bladder (how did he not go over last night alone?)
Over on the Hook'em Horns (but also over on Shoeless being a turd and saying something ridiculous like "War Eagle")
Push on questioning my manhood
Under on the hotel rooms (only because Mrs. Shoeless will stab you to death with "mind daggers" after you do it the first time)
No on Bevo

Good luck with the knockers!

Enjoy Austin...

 - Grey Bush

Week 6 Picking Scabs

Georgia +1.5
Florida +2.5
Oklahoma -4.5
Nebraska +3.5
NW +2
Rutgers -7
WVU +7
UCLA -2.5

Austin pucks

Under on shoeless's drinking (I hope)

Way over on pigskin

Push on Clarence (thinking a prairie dog)

Under on pigskin pissing

Over on hookem horns

Aaron and Adam will be in denial

Push on hotel rooms

No on Bevo

Random : 2:1 that Kat or Kayla bathe one or the other

Clarence Oveur's Week 6 Picks

South Carolina (-1.5)
Florida (+2.5)
Texas Tech (+4.5)
Nebraska (+3.5)
Northwestern (+2)
Rutgers (-7)
WVU (+7)

Random: Texas A&M (-8.5)

Georgia
florida
oklahoma
Nebraska
NW
Rutgers
WVU
Ohio -14

Week six picks

Georgia +1.5 v USC
LSU -2.5 v Florida
Oklahoma -4.5 v TT
Nebraska +3.5 v OSU
NW +2 v PSU
Uconn +7 v rutgers
WVU +7 v Texas

random

The Lines for Austin

(+39.5) Beers consumed by Shoeless Hillbilly form touchdown to kickoff
(-1.5) Bad food vendor choices made by Pigskin Prognosticator
(+2.5) Public excrement's by Clarence Ovuer (Duce worth 2 Urine worth 1)
(-22.5) Urinations Fri/Sat combine for Pigskin Prognosticator
(+25) Times we hear "Hook'em Horns" accompanied with hand signal
(-4) Times The Flying Potato and The Grey Bush question their man hood for not being in Austin
(+2) Times Shoeless Hillbilly and Clarence Ovuer walk into the worng hotel room comming back
        from 6th Street
50 to 1 Bevo breaks his handlers (something like this)

Random: (-5) Times Tits McGee shows us her knobs

This!

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/10/1/3435700/edsbs-the-magazine-vol-5-issue-5

Week 5, Separation Saturday

Well well well, look who is the leader of the pack...again. I hope you guys can get it together or else you better start writing checks now.  In the words of JG Wentworth "It's my money and I want it now!"

Tech -7
UGA -13
Wisconsin +13
Texas -2.5
Ohio state +3
Texas Tech -2.5
Baylor +12.5
Arizona St -1

Clarence Oveur's Week 5 Picks

Tech (-7)
Georgia (-13)
Wisconsin (+13)
Texas (-2.5)
Ohio State (+3
Texas Tech (-2.5)
WVU (-12.5)

Random: Stanford (-6.5)- L

Pigsking Prognosticator Week 5 Picks

YTD: 15-16

VT -7
UGA -13
Texas -2.5
Mich St -3
Iowa St +2.5
Wisconsin +13
WVU -12.5

Random: Zona -2.5

Tailgate pickin

Cincy
Wisky
Texas
Msu
Iowa st
Soco -21
Uga
WVU

Homecoming Pick'em

Cincy +7
UGA -13
Nebraska -13
Texas -2.5
Michigan St -3
Iowa St +2.5
Baylor +12.5
South Carolina -21

Week 5 Random

Random: Stanford (-6.5)

Week 5 Lines

Cincy +7 vs Tech (landover)
Tenn +13 vs UGA
Wisconsin +13 vs Nebraska
Texas -2.5 vs Ok St
Ohio state +3 vs Michigan St
Texas Tech -2.5 vs Iowa St
WVU -12.5 vs Baylor

Week 4, The Cream Contiunues to rise to the Top

Well I have yet to actually write anything this year so I figured it was about time that I let everyone know that yes, THE CHAMP IS IN THE BUILDING!  I must say that I was really excited to see that we added another shmuck to the blog to as this adds even more money to my pocket.  I'm not going to bore you with an email that you have to dedicate at least 3 shits to before you can finish.  Instead, in the interest of time I'll list this weeks winners.

Arizona +23.5
FSU -12.5
KState +13.5
ND -6.5
TCU -16.5
Baylor -8
WVU -27.5
Random: Florida -23

Pimpin aint easy

I says, dick rod +23.5
FSU -12.5
OU -13.5
Michigan +6.5
TCU - 16.5
Baylor -8 (this team actually has an offense)
WVU -27.5
Cuse -1

Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth! (-23.5) v. Arizona
Toite!....Toite like Tigher (+12.5) v. Florida State
SING! SING! C'mon now! Sing! (-13.5) v. Kansas State
8 Mile (+6.5) v. Notre Dame
Debbie Does Dallas/ Fort Worth (-16.5) v. Virginia
I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. (-8) v .UL-Monroe
Wrong Turn (-27.5) v. Maryland

Random: Cut! Call in the stunt cock! STUNT COCK! (-10) v. Missouri

Am I Really This Bad?

At least I won 1 game last week. Maybe from now on, I should just do the opposite of what I think I should do. Let's try:


Oregon (-23.5) v. Benedict RichRod
FSU (-12.5) v. Climpsim
KState (+13.5) @ BOOMER!
ND (-6.5) v. MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHigan
TCU (-16.5) v. You-Vee-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Baylor (-8) @ The 3rd best team in the SEC West
WVU (-27.5) v. The Fighting Edsalls
Roll Tide (-49) v. The Fighting Schnellenbergers

I can't get much worse than last week, right?

 - Grey Bush

Pigskin Prognosticator Week 4 Picks

YTD: 13-10

Arizona +23.5
FSU -12.5
Oklahoma -13.5
Michigan +6.5
TCU -16.5
ULM +8
WVU -27.5

Random: Arkansas -7

Week 4 Lines

Oregon -23.5 v Arizona
FSU -12.5 v Clemson
KState +13.5 v Oklahoma
Michigan +6.5 v ND
UVA +16.5 v TCU
Baylor -8 v UL-Monroe
WVU -27.5 v Terps

Random:

Week 3 nose picks

Tech (-10)
USC (-8)
Marshall (+6.5)
Michigan State (-5.5)
Asu (+6)
Texas (-10)
WVU (-38)
Random: UCLA -17

Random

Northwestern -3

Chris's Week Three Picks

PITT (+10)
USC (-8)
Marshall (+6.5)
Michigan State (-5.5)
Arizona State (+6)
Ole Miss (+10)
WVU (-38)

Random: Ball State (+3.5)

Week Three Picks

Tech (-10)
USC (-8)
Marshall (+6.5)
Michigan State (-5.5)
Mizzou (-6)
Texas (-10)
WVU (-38)

Random: Tennessee (-3)

Mountaineer Exile, Week 2

Va Tech -10
USC -8
Ohio -6.5
Mich St -5.5
Mizzou -6
Texas -10
WVU -38
Random: Rocky Top -3

- GreyBush

Al's sexy pics

Va Tech -10 
USC -8 
Marshall +6.5
Mich St -5.5 
Ariz St +6
Texas -10 
WVU -38

Week Three Lines

Va Tech -10 v Pitt
USC -8 v Stanford
Ohio -6.5 v Marshall
Mich St -5.5 v ND
Mizzou -6 v Ariz St
Texas -10 v Ole Miss
WVU -38 v JMU

Al's Week 2 Picks

UGA (-3.5)
A&M (-1.5)
Iowa State (+3.5)
Duke (+14)
LSU (-23.5)
K State (-7)
Random Louisiana Tech (-3)

(He also likes the Kiddie Touchers.....not the team just kiddie touchers.)


Am I Ur Eskimo Brother posting on behalf of Pigskin Prognosticator and Shoeless Hillbilly.

Drew's Week 2 picks

YTD: 6-2

UGA -3.5
Aggies -2
Iowa St +3.5
Stanford -14
Udub +23.5
Kstate -7
Okie State -10.5

Week 2, rivalry week?

UGA -3.5 v Mizzou
Tamu -2 v UF
Iowa St +3.5 v Iowa
Stanford -14 v Duke
LSU -23.5 v Wash
Kstate -7 v Miami
Ohio st -18.5 v UCF

Mountaineer Exile... Week 1

UGA -2
UF +2
Iowa St +3.5
Stanford -14 (really? you assholes are gonna make me bet on Stanford again???)
LSU +23.5
K-State -7

Okie State -10.5
(for the record, I also like the Kiddie Touchers +10)

- Grey Bush

Pigskin Prognosticator Week 2

YTD: 6-2

Nice to get off to a decent start for a change....

UGA -3.5
Florida +2
Iowa -3.5
Duke +14
Washington +23.5
KState -7

Random: Wyoming -2.5

Bye Week Betting

UGA -3.5 v Mizzou
UF +2 v Tamu
Iowa St 3.5 v Iowa
Duke +14 v Stanford
Wash +23.5 v LSU
Miami +7 v kstate

Random

drew had msu, auburn, ga tech, tenn, bama, wvu, and byu at -13.5

The Beginning of the End

Clem -3.5 over Auburn
Bama -14 over michigan
VT -7.5
Navy +15.5 over ND .
WVU -24.5
NW +1
IOWA -8.5
OREGON -37

A little late...

I had no idea Tenn-NC State was on, so I got 2 randoms this week...

Gimme:

Vandy +6.5
Sparty -7
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshigan +14
Climpsin -3.5
VTech -7.5
Navy +15.5
WVU -25.5
Stanford -26.5

- Grey Bush

Pigsking Prognosticator Week 1

Here's to not finishing in the cellar this year:

MSU -7
Tenn -3
Clemson -3.5
Bama -14
VT -7.5
ND -15.5
WVU -24.5
Random: BYU -11

Week 1 Lines

MSU -7 over Boise
Tenn -3 over NCST
Clem -3.5 over Auburn
Michigan +14 over Bama
Ga Tech +7.5 over Chokies
Navy +15.5 over ND .
Marshall +24.5 over WVU

 Random: Vandy +6.5 over SC

The Final Countdown

Tournament Countdown