CJB Sanctions Committte Ruling Needed

Dear Members of The CJB Sanctions Committee,

It was brought to my attention at the K-State game that The Flying Potato does not who Clarence Oveur is, which I though, ok remembering the name of movie character fair enough. The bigger crime against humanity is the he has NEVER SEEN AIRPLANE! Seriously. Airplane is one of the all-time classics. It's a timeless peace of art like a Picasso painting, or a Mozart composition. A true peace of Americana at its finest.

Only one of two punishments, by a majority vote, fit such an egregious crime.
             1) All wins and championships obtained by The Flying Potato prior to 2012 be vacated from the record books.
             2) The Flying Potato must wear one of his daughter's tutus to the TCU game. When asked why he wearing a tutu he can only respond in one of two ways, they are as follows:
                     "You ever seen a grown man naked?" or "Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison?"

Members of the sanctions committee. I ask you to please use your heads, not your hearts, when ruling and restore order in this crazy world we live in. Not for me, not for the blog, not for America, but for little Johnny and Peter Graves may their efforts in the Airplane cockpit not go in vain.

As always...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
-Clarence Oveur