Moth-Ball Nut-Sack: Week 2 Picks

Let's keep this short and simple: may Week 1 picks were "average." Grey Bush Nation will have to do better than that to bring the championship back to TitleTown.

WE POISON TREES -10 v. The Fighting Geritol Army
I F&%*ING COACH THESE NO TALENT CATHOLIC F&%*WADS -4.5 v. The Champions of the Legends Division West
VISOR ATTACK! -3 v. The 2nd Ugliest Uniforms of Opening Weekend
I GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL -6.5 v. Cecil Newton Can't Buy Another National Championship
QUARTERBACK ON LOAN (WISCONSIN) -20 v. Did We Really Just Lose to Sacramento State? (Oregon State)
BUY DANA ANOTHER ROUND OF DRINKS AT THE CASINO -41 v. I'm Still Too Lazy to Google Your Mascot

...Grey Bush