Week 2 picks

Alright folks after the first week we can see the cream of the crop starting to separate as I sit tied for first place, not real sure what Pigskin is doing there but you know there is always a floater that hangs around. Anyway here are my picks for the 2nd week.

ALABAMA! -10, After another early season injury sustained by the Joe "Unbreakable" Paterno I did some digging and I have found that Bobby Bowden summoned his inner Nevin Shapiro has put a bounty on ole Jo-Pa and has been paying players through a fake business he set up "Miss Prisses Cat Emporium."

MICHIGAN +4.5, This game is going to be played at night. Wow who gives a fuck! I can't wait to hear the commentary on how awesome these lights are "I was talking to the lighting engineers and they said that even though the 90 watt light bulbs give off a little bit more light the 60 watt give it a better feel and the un-lit spots on the field are just awesome!" I hope they just remind me how much impact this game has on the National Championship picture.

South Carolina -3, I'll take team bitch tits over a coach that takes his team to the pool to show off his diving skills any day. Also Spurrier said he wanted to win a game by blocking a punt at the SEC media days, by blocking a punt I think he meant going into halftime with a 45 point lead.

Miss St -6.5, Now that Sylvester Croom has this team running on all cylin.....what hes not the coach anymore. Well at least every fucking sports network made a huge deal out of his hire paid off by people paying attention to him and realizing that he sucked. Fun fact about the Auburn Utah St. game was that according to the commentators that Utah State O-Line was one of the better O-Lines in college football. Well that's interesting.

TCU -2, TCU decided that it would get an early taste of what Big East football is all about losing to a team you should beat by 14. If Gary Patterson wants to survive in the Big East be better loose that goofy ass visor, cause on the East coast we keep it trendy. In the words of Fergie "Were so 2008, your so 2000 and late!"

Whats the WVU line? IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE LINE IS! I'm going with WVU no matter what. Dana Holgerson SAID SO!