Grumpy Suppository: Week 5 Picks

There's nothing fun about being in last place... thankfully, I'm not there anymore! But there's little more fun to be had in 2nd to last place.

Wow, great picking by the Flying Potato! It doesn't look like anyone will be able to keep pace with this gambling machine this season! (Can you feel the powers of the reverse jinx slowly creeping in?)

Nonetheless, I have picks to make! As usual, I don't have time for anything witty. Blame the job.

The Aforementioned Suck-Bag Pick of the Week: USF -2 v. Eat Shit Pitt (already cost me $1.95)
TAMU -3 v. Arkansas
COCKS -11.5 v. Auburn (alot to be said about a shitty team with alot of momentum, that team is South Carolina)
'SCONNY -9.5 v. Nebraska (Taylor Martinez is awful)
CASTRATED TURKEYS -7 v. The Fighting Dabos (Welcome to Earth, Clemson)
ALABAMA -4.5 v. Florida (only 4.5? Nick Saban and Kirby Smart only have to gameplan for 2 Gators -- Rainey & Demps)
WBGVU -18.5 v. BGSU
BAYLOR -3.5 v. Kansas State

Stay classy...

...Grey Bush