Every off-season in college football seems like an eternity, but generally the gods think up of something to keep our interest engaged. Generally somewhere between 70,000-100,000 players/coaches get arrested or have some sorta love affair, or both! This year was no exception, but also introduced was the conference expansion talks.
To update you all, the Big Ten is now the Big 13 after picking up Nebraska, Alcorn State, and I dropped a major deuce in the state of Ohio which constitutes as another school. The Big 12 has fallen into just one division, the South, which for all intents and purposes means nothing has changed. Pac 10 tried to rule the universe and add the Martian allstars team, but ended up with only old Dan Hawkins and his lovable tirades.
Finally West Virginia and Marshall left their respective conferences and joined the new Friends of Coal conference along with the other WVIAC schools and Bethany. Watch the hell out BCS, you do not know how powerful coal is. Big 10 has a tv network? Try watching that damn network if we stop sending the Midwest coal. Wyoming you say? They are a bunch of dirty ass pirates, screw em. Viva Friends of Coal!
Thats it for this morning, I am hungover and want a Hot Pocket. I just wanted to pop in and say hi and let you know that we are thinking about you. Stayed tuned for more updates from our esteemed staff of writers. We plan to roll out new content that will just knock your panties of by golly. Now go take a shower cause you just wet yourself. Later . . .
-Shoeless Hillbilly
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