IMPORTANT TRAINING NOTICE
To all of our faithful tailgating friends who planned on spring training for the upcoming tailgating season; Buy your liquor now!!!
Due to the special primary election this weekend there will be no liquor sales. Don't let your government keep you from be all boozed up while you vote!! You have through Friday to purchase your liquor, hurrrrrrrry or be sober (or stuck w/beer, which is fine by me).
Who votes sober? Your doing yourself and your whole country a dis-service by making a rational decision of such importance. Lets face it when our founding fathers voted they were most likely pants-shitting drunk at the time and probably voted in a whorehouse that was outfitted with a glory hole in the voting booth. So drink up registered voters our founding fathers would want it that way.
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