Texas A&M is in a shitty situation

Shitter's full down in college station and apparently not full of tee-pee. This dire situation would make me rebellious if I was in school. Heck, I always thought they should hook us up with some Quilted Northern instead of that two-ply BS.

Sounds like this is a call for a Real Man of Genius; this bud's for you Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Re-filler. Next time you storm this hostile territory, bring two monster rolls.