Friday, October 1, 2010

The A-LIst (Vol. 2)

Alright here is another list of random thoughts not all of which pertain to college football.

1. As we are in the month of October you had better be getting your Halloween costumes ready because nobody likes a half-assed costume.

2. Is it me or does it seem like there has already been a lot of good games between top 25 teams already this season. It’s like each week there is a t least 2 top 10 teams playing ranked opponents which is awesome. But when you think about it the Big East has gracefully bowed out of the polls which means more spots for everyone else…your welcome.

3. Speaking of all the Top 25 play the teams ranked 6-25 are bouncing around like a beach ball at a Nickleback concert. It makes me think that if we played Notre Dame we could sneak back in to the top 5.

4. As our friend al posted in the weekly email he needs a new look. Here are my thoughts on his options (refer here for said options.)

Choice A – A mustache and pipe at 25 doesn’t make you interesting it makes you a douche bag that would strut around the Mountainlair on the weekends in hopes of finding someone to discuss Mark Twain with. And unless you have won a national championship or are an avid riverboat gambler I would steer clear of this one.

Choice B – Unless you are really trying to look like our blog I suggest you fix the link.

Choice C - Wow. I would say yes to this one but I don’t know if you have consumed enough wild game in your life or smoked enough cigs to pull off this look. This is a bad dude with a crazy voice. He is like a Macho Man Randy Savage – Survivor Man hybrid. Also I don’t know how you would look with a mustache.

Choice D - This is the obvious choice for me. I think you need to incorporate the eye-patch too, not all the time because I don’t want you to mess up your eye sight. I think that this is the look for you. (Note: I would review his dating tips, but avoid putting people in sheds with no windows that’s just weird.)

5. Fall has the worst seasonal beers hands down. How am I supposed to get excited for fall, which happens to be my favorite season, when all the beers taste like someone let a damn kindergartener go ape shit with the nutmeg and pumpkin spice. Oh Winter seasonals I await your arrival.

Well that’s all I have for now everyone have a good weekend watching college football.

1 comment:

  1. Just as an update, choice A is winning, and don't hate on Howard Schnellenberger. For christ sakes he has a national championship, and most importantly, your mother voted for him

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