Look who be moving up the standings! The kid with no teeth and no shoes. Pigskin is too busy beating off to swine porn to do his research, which is unfortunate because he uses my computer, and the Grey Bush is showing his age. He actually went to a football game this weekend and didn't drink after it. Schmuck.
I am technically entering this week 0-1 after a crushing loss on the second half line in the Westchester v East Stroudsburg replay last night. Sons of bitches from ESU started reading the halftime clippings. I owe Chris 2 Pabst Blue Ribbons. Good thing for my budget, there is a fine establishment at the bottom of the holler that has em for a buck o' five.
Michigan State: +4.5. I thouroughly think MSU will trip up against someone eventually, unlike the Grey Bush who will make a "bold" prediction that they will go undefeated. My bold prediction? GB will get laid prior to the end of the Mayan calender.
Denard Robbie is good. Michigan's defense is not. Before we get all riled up, remember that Michigan's best opponents came from the state of Indiana.
Alabama -6.5: not hating on the cocks, just loving up on Saban.
FSU +6.5: Ahhhh the "They're Back!!" Bowl. Anytime either of these teams beat someone with a pulse we have endure hype that is just shy of the bull shit that comes out of South Bend. I just feel FSU is a bit more consistent and Jacory Harris will make enough mistakes to keep it close. Miami goes Wide Middle to win it.
UCLA +7.5: i have a feeling I am going to get Slick Ricked no matter which way I bet this team, but I cant help it. I'll probably get boned by a Bear on this one, but fuck it.
LSU +7: The Mad Hatter saga continues. I guess I understand why people like Florida with the manner that LSU has been winning, but w/their offensive woes, do you really think they are going to score much on LSU? I guess I understand why LSU fans hate Les's luck, but shouldn't we be calling it Bayou Voodoo?
UNLV 27.5: Proof me wrong Mounties and I'll premie in the stands. I think this is a little high, but honestly probably would have taken it at 25-26, because frankly, UNLV is bad. they have been giving up mega points and I don't see them scoring double digits on us.
Soft Leans . . . if they were hard leans I wouldn't be a pussy about it; i'd bet em. Like NCST giving up 9.5 and loved UCONN at the open of -4, but minus six is a bit much. Think they are moving forward. Rutgers got stuck in the Green Wave, which by the way, how the hell is it Green? That city is dirtier than my drawers.
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