Week 6 Helmet Stickers

As I take a quick look back at last weekend I feel that we need to start handing out weekly awards. So starting with week 6 here we go.

Inebriation Award: This one goes to the Grey Bush. He destroyed all competition this week with his drinking performance. Gibbies, check. Bugsys, check. My Garage, check. Musket, check. Mutts, check. Sheetz, check. He could not have done it without the help of the Beerkake paint stick which allows one to drink multiple beers in mere seconds.

Tailgating parent of the Week: Nancy Searles, a long way from home she showed up ready for four quarters of football and Tequilla Jelly. Represent young lady!

Text of the Week: FUCK!!! Sent by the Grey Bush in his angry old man ways, origin unknown.

Beer Ponger of the Week: The Flying Potato who went undefeated…while wearing a hot dog costume.

Best Dressed: Shoeless. His puke laden shoes were a nice compliment to his incredibly wrinkled jersey.

Play of the Week: Holly and Shoeless in their efforts to have Jersey Subs deliver to the tailgate. Their research to find someone to bring the food to us was huge as the beer munchies set in during the tailgate was very nice!

Ice of the Week: The Flying Potato was iced by none other than his sister at bugsys as she presented him with a Smirnoff wrapped in a garbage bag…humiliation ensued.

Comback performace of the Week: The entire TEAM MVP Tailgate it wasn’t easy but once they found their stride all members were and unstoppable force doing work on beers until 3:30 the next morning.

Congrats to all of out Week 6 award winners; this is the kind of stuff that keeps us all coming back, year after year, week after week. We have a quick turn around this week but that’s why we train our minds and bodies all year round.

-The Flying Potato