Will the REAL Grey Bush Please Stand Up?

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Ladies and gentlemen, as I'm certain you have heard by now, there is an impostor in our midsts.

A man has taken steps to ruin my good name, to defame and slander the reputation of class that I have meticulously built over the years. This man will take advantage of young women who are unsuspecting of his devious ways. This man cannot be trusted, and his manipulative ways cannot be allowed to continue. This man must be stopped and the record must be set straight. Brett Favre's twisted, devious hoax must stop now.

Ladies and gentlemen of Team MVP Nation, I come before you tonight to dispell the rumors and leave no doubt that I am the true Grey Bush.

That's right my friends! The mystery impostor is the one and only Brett Favre; gallivanting about the town, sending pictures of his naughty bits to unsuspecting young ladies, misrepresenting himself as a true grey bush. I assure you that as sure as I stand here today before my legions of adoring fans, that this bush is not mine! Brett Fraud, err... Favre has been exposed as a grey bush "poser" by deadspin.com and video evidence of his tryst can be found here. Maybe there wasn't something about Mary after all.

the impostor "grey bush" in question

We at Team MVP cannot, and will not stand for this fabrication and adulteration of the facts (although the whole "Pants On The Ground" thing from last season absolutely makes more sense now). General Larry Platt would not be pleased.

Ladies and gentleman, do not trust this man, he is an impostor and cannot be trusted.

But God love Jenn Sterger!


- The REAL Grey Bush


Epilogue: For those that don't know, Jenn Sterger is more than just your average "pretty-face" sideline reporter. She was accidentally discovered in 2005 by Brent Musberger during the Florida State-Miami game and immediately became an internet sensation and adopted mascot/sex symbol for the university (all apologies to Chief Osceola and Renegade). She did photo shoots for Maxim and Playboy magazines, but her popularity waned a bit after making the decision to reduce the influence of her "biggest assets."