Why would you steal the Grey Bush's Identity of all people?

Rewind to Friday, September 28, 2007.  Do you remember where you were watching the Mountaineer's get beat down in Tampa?  I unfortunately do, I was on Lorentz Ave.  More importantly, while most of us were getting hammered drunk, our dear friend and faithful reader, C-Rich, was doing what he does best, investigative reporting.

Sure, we all thought he was just getting in line to gaze at the great tits of Jenn Sterger before she inked a Maxim deal, and who could blame him?  Matter of fact we would all be jealous and at least the Shoeless Hillbilly would have a bulge big enough in his pants that Greg Hunter would've had to crop this picture above the belt line (Pigskin would've still had an "inny").  The thing is though, C-Rich wasn't just taking a peek at those taters, he was on the ground floor of a growing crisis in America of identity theft.  Our good buddy had the foresight to know that some day some high profiled man slut would come calling and likely send Jenny a bushy grey dick pic, thus stealing GB's patented identity.

I have no doubt that C-Rich was all ready persuading Sterger that telling the truth and protecting the innocent is more important than protecting the rich and famous, who don't have a clue of when to hang it up.  Thanks to him, Jenn found it within herself to go against the old boy network of the NFL and call a spade a spade.  Hopefully our own Grey Bush will be able return to his normal life soon.

This Yuengling is for you C-Rich.

-Shoeless