Friday, September 3, 2010

The Inaugural Diaper Bag

Alright so this is a new section that will be gracing our blog, we like to call it the Diaper Bag. Send in your questions and I will answer them….inappropriately.

Yo Dogg! The ACC ez gonna be ripping shit up this year. Best f'in league in the land repping the dirty south boy! Ma homeboyz in Blacksburg are gonna roll over those fools from the tater fields on Monday and roll on to a National Championship. Were prolly gonna face Miami in the NC cause the U be back to thuggin. - Ron Mexico

I will say that the ACC is the best f’in league in the land..just not in football they have produced some very successful dog fighters but maybe they should offer more classes on business ethics cause I think that’s there Vick went wrong. On the other hand VT should have a decent team and as they play Boise St I don’t know who I will want to win as I can’t stand either team. To comment on your chance at a National Championship I hate to bust your bubble but the SEC is still around so no NC for you. And the U is still thuggin it up down there but not as much as you would like to think.

Hello Adam. What do you think about Boise finally getting the respect we deserve? I mean seriously, how many times do we have to go undefeated before we get some love from you East Coast bums? I think we shock and awe Tech then narrowly escape those heathens from Moscow, which should easily put us in the title game. I hope we get to play Rutgers there. Gotta play the best to be the best! – IdahoPotato

You get no respect from me…only the talking heads at ESPN who like to find a team and love on them..this is your season. You can go undefeated every damn year if you want but when you finish with more wins than every team you played combined then what does that say? But lets not forget how you are trying to dodge Idaho..yeah they are coming for you guys and the Vandals aren’t takin’ shit from anyone this year…just look at their coaches mustache. And if you want to play Rutgers you can find them in the New Ear Yankee Candle bowl or whatever it is.


When you're romancing a girl, what works better for you: Barry Manilow, a random MAC game, or a nice Milk-Steak dinner? I've done tried all da tricks in the book, but can't get no women back to the trailer other than momma, and she wont leave cause she got stuck in the lazy boy last winter. Im thinking about using my good fishing lures, but dem damn things were six bucks man. Women are expensive. – Shoeless

While I applaud your attempt with a nice Milk-Steak dinner she must have been a vegetarian because few people can resist a fine Milk-Steak. Maybe you could try to wine and dine her. To do this buy a cheap bottle of wine and then transfer it into an empty coke can that way you can drink as your gallivant around town. Next you could give her a nice pedicure with you always handy toe knife. And if your going to use a fishing lure I recommend a pumpkin seed artificial worm and at least 35lb test line.



Whats your take on Cupcakes? I love em, they are sweet and soothing on a hot sweaty day. However, in football, people keep scheduling these whacked out games like Coastal Carolina. On one hand, the NCAA doesn't allow people to scrimmage anyone and if you lose early, you get punished in the end cause there is no playoff. On the other hand these games are pathetic money grabbing spectacles that are meaningless football. At its a good excuse to party and Appy st. beat Michigan! – Al

Alan I will admit that I am not a real fan of cupcakes I’m more of a cheesecake and pie kind of guy especially in the summer. I’m all about people doing things for money it usually makes for great youtube clips. I know what you mean and what’s a better way to get your causal fans all riled up by beating the shit out of a team that will most likely finish the season with 2 or less win…..NOTHING! This could be Bill Stewarts only chance to put up more than 24 points and not feel bad about it. As you noted it is another reason for a tailgate which is ok in my book. Speaking of which I have a book signing I need to go tailgate.

Is this finally the year WVU fields a decent offensive line? You fellas ain't been worth a damn since I left in 2006. This position ain't for the faint of heart. You're job is to pound the guy in front of you into submission on every snap. You can't prepare for that by nice, kind instruction and evening scripture readings. You need a mean cuss that gets in your face, busts your ass, makes life hell, and comes to blows with you in position meetings. Lance Nimmo's jaw is still sore from our scuffle back in 2002. If this unit doesn't improve this season (how could it not) will Ole Stew finally hand Dave Johnson his Bible and bring in someone who can teach this kids to road grade people? -Rick Trickett, Tallahassee, FL

Good to hear from our old friend Coach Trickett, since you have left we have adopted a much softer approach to coaching mainly we only care if everyone is having fun and being respectful. Now I think we should have a pretty good O-:Line they have been doing a lot of arts and crafts together to bond and with much more experience from a year ago I’m sure they will be pounding a lot of thing into submission this year.

What are your thoughts on the Prop 48 rule? Specifically the fact that Big East teams can't take them? It's brutal for WVU, a school that had great success with props before the ruling. Many graduated in four years and got the fourth year of eligibility back in their fifth year. The simple fact from my view is that it robs kids of a chance to get a degree and play football at some of the nation's bigger schools. However, in my new job it's the greatest rule in the history of football. I get to have my own recruiting class then scavenge the WVU recruits that don't qualify. Man, Marquis Wallace looks like quite a player! - Doc Holliday, Huntington, WV

Here is my thoughts on the prop 48 if your not smart enough to play for a major college then you shouldn’t be able to showcase your skills and thus land you a professional career in sports where you will be incredibly overpaid and still be dumb as a rock. Yeah you might be able to hit someone real hard and find the mike linebacker but you can’t read? Nope, no good. With that said I would love to have the option to put a few Prop 48 recruits on our team and mold them into great STUDENT-athletes.

It's funny how life evens out for me. For a long time I was bitter and angry over how Stew was hired. I mean how can you not interview a couple of quality Division 1 coaches that you had scheduled to interview, instead handing the keys to a yokel that wouldn't be a legit candidate to coach Sun Belt team? Then suddenly I got a job where I'm not in a state that produces 1 or 2 Division 1 prospects a year. I don't have to go into other teams' backyard to recruit. In fact, I can sign my whole class on one or two tanks of gas. You guys couldn't shake Jim Leavitt consistently and that guy was crazier than a rat trapped in a tin roof shithouse. How do you think this series will go with me in charge? - Skip Holtz, Tampa, FL

Let’s get one thing straight right now Jim Leavitt is and absolute wildcat, have fun trying to replicate this. You’ll probably do a little bit better than you did with ECU if you stick around long enough.. I’ll give you two wins in 10 years.

What has a greater chance of happening, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfield sharing a Nobel Peace Prize or us finally winning a game in Morgantown this December? - Greg Schiano, Piscataway, N.J.

Nobel.

Yeah, seriously Skip, I interviewed and thought I had the job, then they left me with my dick in my hand. I'm Rich Rod Jr! He did alright for you guys. Sure I'm in the league now, and have plenty of offensive weapons but I have no defense and my city commuter school is run by an elitist academic minded administration that places no emphasis on athletics. Imagine my shock when last week reports came out that they were nixing plans to expand Nippert Stadium. Skip can get a tan and be surrounded by talent while I'm living in a town where police shoot first and ask questions later and I'll always be little brother to Ohio State no matter how well I do. I know I can coach but do I have any chance to maintain a 9, 10, or 11 win program at UC? - Butch Jones, Cincinnati, OH

This year yes, every year after…no.

If I win 9, 10 or 11 games with this finally be the year I get a decent job where I can get out of this weater, have a chance to recruit some talent, and not be at a school where football is just a distraction until basketball season begins? - Randy Edsall, Storrs, Conn.

No. You take mediocre recruits and make them into a mediocre team. You have only had one winning season in the Big East and even though you only had one loss it was by 44….to us. Although I wish you the best of luck as your start your season against Dick Rod cause who wouldn’t want to see him loose his job.

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