WVU: I trust these boys like my best coon dog Rumpus. WVU + 9.5
South Carolina +3: I hate all tigers this week. They are godless killing machines.
Gators -14: them shits make good eats. Momma has some gator skin thongs flossing her ass crack too. I slap that shit when I wants me a milk steak.
Pitt +3.5: I should eat shit of Wannastaches stache for this, but that would turn him on, so I wont
Stanford - 4.5: I'm hoping on the bandwagon, but only cause those fucks stole the bandwagon from me! those frubbergusters nipped it out from underneath me back in '62. I was 14 pints of shine in and off pissin in prairie dog holes and they came up on me like a pack of injuns!
FIU +12: I heard that floridian coach has crystal balls, i'd be swingin them nuts down to the waterin hole every night if I had crystal balls
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