Monday, September 13, 2010

Arkansas RB Suffers "Bowel Injury;" Hilarity Does Not Ensue

Yeah, this sounds as bad as you think...

Arkansas' Dennis Johnson Suffers the Painful & Bizarre Bowel Injury [sbnation.com]
New Worst Football Injury Ever Discovered [cbssports.com]
Johnson Suffers "Bowel Injury," Undergoes Surgery ["The Hog Blog"]

If something like this ever happens to me, please just pull back the curtain and give me the pink syringe (sorry Barbaro).

- Grey Bush

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